The Presbyterians and Britney Spears

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Has anyone considered that the word 'Presbyterians' is an exact anagram of 'Britney Spears'? :banghead:

Is there some deep theological significance in this fact? LOL
 
[quote:6b60c00e7b][i:6b60c00e7b]Originally posted by Christopher[/i:6b60c00e7b]
Has anyone considered that the word 'Presbyterians' is an exact anagram of 'Britney Spears'? :banghead:

Is there some deep theological significance in this fact? LOL [/quote:6b60c00e7b]

Okay, who taught the Baptist how to crack the "Presbyterian Code"? :lol:
 
That's just plain weird, man. Maybe God sometimes uses sarcasm in his sense of humor when providentially ordering things :lol:.

In Christ,

Chris
 
Ahh, but did you also consider the fact that "Baptist" is an exact anagram of the word pit-stab? :banana:
 
[quote:8304cbd3c5][i:8304cbd3c5]Originally posted by Me Died Blue[/i:8304cbd3c5]
Ahh, but did you also consider the fact that "Baptist" is an exact anagram of the word pit-stab? :banana: [/quote:8304cbd3c5]

Pit-stab? What ???? Sounds desperate to me.
 
hey, I know maybe she is the anti-Christ! Perhaps you should consider this in the theo forum in that thread. LOL.

Just kidding guys. Don't hate me because I'm funnier than you. :lol:
 
Wow, that was creative. LOL

I still think you are going to have to do better to beat the code that was discovered in the Presbyterian name. LOL

Ok, come clean. How many of you Presbyterians have had her come to the church and do a concert and named her an honorary Presbyterian because of the name thing?:lol:
 
Yeah, especially during the dance part with the techno music and the lights in between the second and third verses.
 
:puzzled:
...straddling the fence, the young theologian tries to decide if its better to align himself with a group linked to "Britney Spears", or one linked to "bat spit".
 
[quote:c190ff608b][i:c190ff608b]Originally posted by Christopher[/i:c190ff608b]
Has anyone considered that the word 'Presbyterians' is an exact anagram of 'Britney Spears'? :banghead:

Is there some deep theological significance in this fact? LOL [/quote:c190ff608b]

Chris,

You have too much time on your hands. :banana:
Just kidding with you. :)
 
Do you mean "best in prayer"?

Pretty cool. I'd say that beats out bat spit, wouldn't you?

[Edited on 6-1-2004 by blhowes]
 
[quote:f950ea2c31][i:f950ea2c31]Originally posted by Paul manata[/i:f950ea2c31]
I guess it's good that the name itsn't bapthist:scholar: [/quote:f950ea2c31]

LOL. I get it. :lol:
 
[quote:81d3375f4b][i:81d3375f4b]Originally posted by blhowes[/i:81d3375f4b]
Do you mean "best in prayer"?

Pretty cool. I'd say that beats out bat spit, wouldn't you?

[Edited on 6-1-2004 by blhowes] [/quote:81d3375f4b]

OK, but you still have to take Britney with it.:lol:
Hey did you know that you can take the letters from "best in prayer" and make them spell "Britney Spears." :lol:
 
[quote:6a764ea398][i:6a764ea398]Originally posted by blhowes[/i:6a764ea398]
:puzzled:
...straddling the fence, the young theologian tries to decide if its better to align himself with a group linked to "Britney Spears", or one linked to "bat spit". [/quote:6a764ea398]

I'm with you, Bob...Hey, at least it's Britney and not Christina...

Christopher, you ROCK! I HATE anagrams!!! Actually, it isn't so much that I hate them as that I hate the fact that I can never:

a. create them
b. decipher them

Of course, I'm sure neither you nor Manata is going to enlighten me about the Bapthist thing. Not that I'm interested anyway...

Mary :p
 
yeah, that Britney Spears thing was cool, when I heard it 3 years ago. I agree bat pits, etc are weak attempts.

A Baptist could be a a heavy drinker of Wisconsin's beer Pabst blue ribbon. When he walks into a bar, he could say, "Pabst it!"

A Baptist could also be like a little kid who bits people in the hot tub. They would be "Spa Bitt"

I'm still marveled by "A man, a plan, a canal, panama"

[Edited on 6-2-2004 by king of fools]
 
King of Fools,

Show off!!!

Re: your new avatar: DON'T feed the birds!!! They will attack you when you are not looking and eat your face!! Don't you know ANYTHING?!?!?!

Mary :D
 
[quote:fab9ab356b]
I guess it's good that the name itsn't bapthist
[/quote:fab9ab356b]
Color me crazy....I can't figure it out! Maybe bat-s....hmmm. I don't know.
 
[b:4fde609bda]Craig wrote:[/b:4fde609bda]
Color me crazy....I can't figure it out! Maybe bat-s....hmmm. I don't know.

Come on, Craig! Think about it. Its really pretty obvious once you figure it out. B-A-P-T-H-I-S-T ... do ya get it now???

[thinking to myself]
Beats me what bapthist is all about...went right over my head,too!
[/thinking to myself]

Bob
 
[quote:22eb0c324e][i:22eb0c324e]Originally posted by Craig[/i:22eb0c324e]
[quote:22eb0c324e]
I guess it's good that the name itsn't bapthist
[/quote:22eb0c324e]
Color me crazy....I can't figure it out! Maybe bat-s....hmmm. I don't know. [/quote:22eb0c324e]

No, Craig, I tried that too (I am quite literate and know all the newest potty words)...It doesn't fit. I thought of another one too (which involves an anatomical reference) - NO DICE.

Maybe if YOU ask Christopher or Manata, they will 'share' the answer. Christopher hasn't talked to me since I made fun of his deep and abiding love of the movie "Somewhere in Time" (a marvelous piece of chickflick fluff from 1982), and Paul and I are currently engaged in a minor war over the basketball playoffs (Go Pistons!!!)...

Mary :D
 
[b:dc09e13ae6]Christopher wrote:[/b:dc09e13ae6]
Hey did you know that you can take the letters from "best in prayer" and make them spell "Britney Spears." :lol:

:lol: Good one!
 
Unfortunately Spears is a "Southern Baptist!"

That would be hurt nose bat spit to you Presbyterians

:rolleyes:

Phillip [i:5e343e4669]show me the[/i:5e343e4669] Way
 
Paul Manata wrote:
[quote:292cdeba81]
sorry... take out the P
[/quote:292cdeba81]

DUDE! You...well, I can't say what I really think about that...but that was NOT cool! I put a LOT of thought into that anagram, and then I find out YOU CAN'T SPELL!!!

Mary :flaming::flaming::flaming:
 
Paul, I suppose I was the only one that figured you did not mean for ther "p" to remain. Maybe we both need to wash our minds out with soap. LOL.

i heard Brotney was on tour in Texas doing tent revivals. Is that true Pastor Way. I think I saw a picture of her a few years back attempting to be a snake handler too. LOL. :lol:
 
[quote:b8e69e8119][i:b8e69e8119]Originally posted by Mary[/i:b8e69e8119]
King of Fools,

Show off!!!

Re: your new avatar: DON'T feed the birds!!! They will attack you when you are not looking and eat your face!! Don't you know ANYTHING?!?!?!

Mary :D [/quote:b8e69e8119]

They would be stupid ducks to mess with Steve, he is a big guy (Patrick and I have nicknamed him Big Tex, though I don't remember if we ever told him that!).
 
[quote:70efe3b38d]
sorry... take out the P
[/quote:70efe3b38d]
I just did....time to to clean my mind out with some good ole fashioned monkery :deadhorse:
 
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