I was jesting more than anything. I agree they get some pretty dumb calls.
I live across the street from a fireman in our county and they got a call last week from a lady needing her 'frig moved to her basement.
They told her no, so she calls back in an hour to report a cat in a tree but they saw that she called from the same number and told her that they still wouldn't help her move her 'frig. They also told her that reporting a fire or emergency when there is not one can be a felony offense so she might want to call a neighbor for her help with a 'frig.