Bill The Baptist
Puritan Board Graduate
Here is a funny bit that was originally done by Emo Phillips.
Two men are standing on a bridge, one is about to jump off and the other is trying to talk him out of it.
The man asks the jumper, "So are you a Christian or a Hindu or a Jew or what?"
The jumper replies, "A Christian."
The man says, "Small world, me too! Protestant, or Catholic, or Orthodox?"
The jumper answers, "Protestant."
The man replies, "Me too! What denomination?"
The jumper says, "Baptist"
The man replies, "Me too! Southern Baptist or Northern Baptist?"
The jumper answers, "Northern Baptist."
The man replies, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
The jumper answers, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
The man replies, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern region?"
The jumper answers," Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
The man replies, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region council of 1912?"
The jumper answers, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region council of 1912."
The man then pushes the jumper off the bridge and screams, "Die Heretic!"
Two men are standing on a bridge, one is about to jump off and the other is trying to talk him out of it.
The man asks the jumper, "So are you a Christian or a Hindu or a Jew or what?"
The jumper replies, "A Christian."
The man says, "Small world, me too! Protestant, or Catholic, or Orthodox?"
The jumper answers, "Protestant."
The man replies, "Me too! What denomination?"
The jumper says, "Baptist"
The man replies, "Me too! Southern Baptist or Northern Baptist?"
The jumper answers, "Northern Baptist."
The man replies, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
The jumper answers, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
The man replies, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern region?"
The jumper answers," Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
The man replies, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region council of 1912?"
The jumper answers, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region council of 1912."
The man then pushes the jumper off the bridge and screams, "Die Heretic!"