Me Died Blue
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
A humorous slant on some of the joys of being Reformed:
http://www.postmillennialism.com/archives/00000042.htm
http://www.postmillennialism.com/archives/00000042.htm
Calvinism's 10 Reasons
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RamistThomist
Puritanboard Clerk
That was GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious!
Scott Bushey
Puritanboard Commissioner
Funny!
blhowes
Puritan Board Professor
I'm glad everybody else enjoyed the site so much, 'cause I came away from it bummed out.
I really thought I was making progress. I mean, it took a while, but I finally became a 5-point Calvinist. I was finally able to breath a sigh of relief, not knowing it would be short lived. Then, I went to that site and, based on the site's criteria, realized that I'm still only a 5-point Calvinist!. (don't try and cheer me up - 5 out of 10 is bad no matter how you look at it)
It looks like I've got my work cut out for me. Its like saying goodbye to an old friend, but I think I'll start by getting rid of my lime-green polyester leisure suits.
[deep, manly, reformed voice]
HEY BARTENDER! GIVE ME A ROUND OF ROOT BEERS FOR MY BUDDIES...ON THE ROCKS!
[/deep, manly, reformed voice]
I really thought I was making progress. I mean, it took a while, but I finally became a 5-point Calvinist. I was finally able to breath a sigh of relief, not knowing it would be short lived. Then, I went to that site and, based on the site's criteria, realized that I'm still only a 5-point Calvinist!. (don't try and cheer me up - 5 out of 10 is bad no matter how you look at it)
It looks like I've got my work cut out for me. Its like saying goodbye to an old friend, but I think I'll start by getting rid of my lime-green polyester leisure suits.
[deep, manly, reformed voice]
HEY BARTENDER! GIVE ME A ROUND OF ROOT BEERS FOR MY BUDDIES...ON THE ROCKS!
[/deep, manly, reformed voice]
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