Blueridge Believer
Puritan Board Professor
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH!
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, Patty and I went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning
and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
We'll be right back.
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, Patty and I went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning
and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
We'll be right back.