A Calvin 500th to Remember

[AThornquist]

Actually, while they say that you must make a free will choice to select the Finney cake, rumor has it that a sophisticated study of "means" was used to manipulate your choice employing emotive music, tear-jerking illustrations, psychologically compelling appeals, and a thick application of the sugary icing below the anxious benches to stimulate a subliminal interest in cake on your part.

I've heard outlandish rumors in my days but this one really takes the cake.