YOU can be a dispensationalist!

[BobVigneault]

This is a thread just for fun and yet it can be used to help us to reach out to our Dispensational friends by learning to think like them.

All you have to do is this:
Take any headline from today's news and demonstrate how it is the 'undeniable' fulfillment of passages from Daniel 7, Ezekiel 38 and 39, Matthew 24 or the Book of the Revelation. Remember, there are NO WRONG ANSWERS!

If we get a good response we may compile the results into a book and sell it to support the PB.

You may not participate if you are Hal Lindsey or Jack or Rexella Van Impe. This is for amateurs.


For a demonstration on how to do this you may look here. This is a perfect example of interpreting scripture using the "Today's Headlines" hermeneutic.

In the language of Jean Calvin, "Bon Chance!"

 

[Blueridge Believer]

http://www.drudgereport.com/

Blair issues warning on Iran! Is this the beginning of Armegeddon??

 

[BobVigneault]

DONALD TRUMP RESTORES TIARA!!! TRIBULATION TO FOLLOW!

Tara Conner, the beast said, "Walking in this morning, in no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance. I've had a very big blessing bestowed upon me — you'll never know how much I appreciate Mr. Trump (the Dragon) for saving me on this one," she said. "He could have said 'You're Fired" — he's a very, very compassionate person."


Rev. 13:3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

The career of Tara Conner, who scripture calls 'the beast' was clearly dead when the Donald (the Dragon) breathed new life into it. They exalted and praised one another. Many bible interpreters believe this event is a clear portent to the Great Tribulation.

 

[Blueridge Believer]

Jew attacked with bologna and cheese! Could this be the attack that drives the woman into the wilderness?
http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061219/NEWS/612190347/10

"It does seem a little odd that someone would use bologna and American cheese," Bristow said.

 

[ReformedWretch]

I'm not a Van Impe but I used to be very good at this!

 

[Casey]

Bob, you are too funny.

 

[MrMerlin777]

I can be a dispensationalist?!

No thanks, been there, done that, got the end times prophecy T-shirt.

It said, " In case of Rapture this shirt will be unmanned."

 

[Casey]

Okay . . following the spirit of this thread:

IRAN NOW NUCLEAR POWER

Need I say more?

 

[MrMerlin777]

Okay . . following the spirit of this thread:

IRAN NOW NUCLEAR POWER

Need I say more?

Wow! You'd make a great dispensationalist. Send me a signed copy of your first book.

 

[Blueridge Believer]

An invitation to join the prophecy club!

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[Blueridge Believer]

You gotta check this one out! The Left Behind Prophecy Club!!!
America in the end times!

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[turmeric]

I think this takes the cake! Some atheists will do anything to make a buck!