Why Did Your Wife Marry You?

Why did your wife marry you?

  • She found out you couldn't cook.

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • She thought your wardrobe was pathetic.

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • She married you as an encouragement for you to shave more often.

    Votes: 4 12.9%
  • She wanted you to marry up, coolness-wise.

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • She just took pity on you, generally.

    Votes: 20 64.5%

  • Total voters
    31
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