Marrow Man
Drunk with Powder
Ha ha! Yanks lose Game 1, in Yankee Stadium, 6-1. Cliff Lee is dominant and easily outpitches CC. I shall sleep well tonight!
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The Yankees have a lot to be worried about. The Phillies are hitting on all cylinders, the Yankees bullpen (every single one of them) was horrible, and they are relying on A.J. Burnett (who hasn't pitched a decent game yet) to save them from a gigantic hole."Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy."
I have to limit myself to two sports to watch on TV and football and MMA have my heart ...
I have to limit myself to two sports to watch on TV and football and MMA have my heart ...
As far as the Phillies go (I'm a Braves fan), that's a potent lineup of young but experienced hitters -- Rollins, Victorino, Utley, Howard; if you make it through them, you've got to put up with the likes of Jason Werth and Raul Ibanez. The only relief you get is Ruiz, and he's killing the ball right now.
Yes, the Yankees will have much to be worried about. They might only get one more start out of CC. Burnett is a decent pitcher, but he's not the guy you want on the mound in a critical game. Because of the way the series sets up, they will only be able to start Pettite one game. But, they do have quite a scary lineup and the most reliable reliever in baseball, so anything can happen.
Commenting on Cliff Lee -- they made a comment in the game that he has a son named Jackson. That would be Jackson Lee. The perfect name for someone going up against the Yankees.
Monkey Boy
The Yankees are an anti-American enterprise. They hate, stand for, and represent all that is evil and communist. Before the opening of every season, all members of the team kick one kitten (not each, the same kitten repeatedly). They cork their bats. There's steroids in their "Big League Chew". They cheat at cards and use loaded dice. They hacked my computer. When you sleep, they let the air out of your tires. They double-dip at parties. They framed Roger Rabbit and Lee Harvey Oswald. When the topic of the American Revolution comes up, they are British loyalists. They are fans of Pelagius and engineered the execution of Servetus, only to blame it on Calvin. They crashed the weather balloon at Roswell, NM. But for the Yankees, Clinton wouldn't have been elected. Mussolini, Il Duce, rooted for the Yankees.
I could go on with their crimes, but suffice it to say I despise the Yankees.
The Yankees are an anti-American enterprise. They hate, stand for, and represent all that is evil and communist. Before the opening of every season, all members of the team kick one kitten (not each, the same kitten repeatedly). They cork their bats. There's steroids in their "Big League Chew". They cheat at cards and use loaded dice. They hacked my computer. When you sleep, they let the air out of your tires. They double-dip at parties. They framed Roger Rabbit and Lee Harvey Oswald. When the topic of the American Revolution comes up, they are British loyalists. They are fans of Pelagius and engineered the execution of Servetus, only to blame it on Calvin. They crashed the weather balloon at Roswell, NM. But for the Yankees, Clinton wouldn't have been elected. Mussolini, Il Duce, rooted for the Yankees.
I could go on with their crimes, but suffice it to say I despise the Yankees.
The Yankees are an anti-American enterprise. They hate, stand for, and represent all that is evil and communist. Before the opening of every season, all members of the team kick one kitten (not each, the same kitten repeatedly). They cork their bats. There's steroids in their "Big League Chew". They cheat at cards and use loaded dice. They hacked my computer. When you sleep, they let the air out of your tires. They double-dip at parties. They framed Roger Rabbit and Lee Harvey Oswald. When the topic of the American Revolution comes up, they are British loyalists. They are fans of Pelagius and engineered the execution of Servetus, only to blame it on Calvin. They crashed the weather balloon at Roswell, NM. But for the Yankees, Clinton wouldn't have been elected. Mussolini, Il Duce, rooted for the Yankees.
I could go on with their crimes, but suffice it to say I despise the Yankees.