What is in the enormous black hole?

[BobVigneault]

WASHINGTON -

"Astronomers have stumbled upon a tremendous hole in the universe. That's got them scratching their heads about what's just not there.

The cosmic blank spot has no stray stars, no galaxies, no sucking black holes, not even mysterious dark matter. It is 1 billion light years across of nothing."


This story really sparked my imagination and so I've come up with what I believe are 10 strong possibilities for what these astronomers have found. Think about it, what could be represented by THAT much NOTHING?????

1. Satan's storehouse of rewards and treasures for those who will worship him.

2. Repository for fossilized transitional species predicted by Darwin.

3. Amazon.com's previous warehouse.

4. The intellectual inspiration behind the top twenty Christian books.

5. The combined contribution to societal evolution by Lindsey, Brit and Paris. Oh heck, let's throw in every celebrity ever covered by Fox News and People ragazine.

6. Where television writers get there ideas for programming.

7. My life, hopes and dreams apart from Christ Jesus.

8. What man has to offer God in return for salvation.

9. Where the content for Rap music is stored.

10. That one thing that will finally unite Reformed Presbyterians and Baptists regarding the subject of baptism.

Have at it, what do YOU think that big hole in the sky is?

 

[govols]

The hair care products for your wonderful head of hair?

 

[ReformedWretch]

10. That one thing that will finally unite Reformed Presbyterians and Baptists regarding the subject of baptism.

I'm pulling for this one!

 

[BobVigneault]

The hair care products for your wonderful head of hair?

No John, you missed the point. There is NOTHING in the hole. I use Garnier and Alberto VO5 - that is SOMETHING.

 

[BobVigneault]

10. That one thing that will finally unite Reformed Presbyterians and Baptists regarding the subject of baptism.

I'm pulling for this one!

Sorry Adam, it's not there. There is nothing in the whole. NOTHING will unite the brethren except future glory.

 

[Beth Ellen Nagle]

My missing socks?

 

[govols]

The hair care products for your wonderful head of hair?

No John, you missed the point. There is NOTHING in the hole. I use Garnier and Alberto VO5 - that is SOMETHING.

That picture is a nice one too?

 

[BobVigneault]

My missing socks?

Good one Beth, the enormous hole could be cosmically linked to your dryer.

 

[Beth Ellen Nagle]

My missing socks?

Good one Beth, the enormous hole could be cosmically linked to your dryer.

My dryers gone too!

 

[govols]

My missing socks?

There are a lot of loners out there in the world.

 

[christiana]

My missing socks?

Great answer! I always knew there was a black hole where that odd sock ended up, never to be found again!

 

[BobVigneault]

Yeah, but you had it mostly cut off and can't use most of it any more.

That picture is an old picture, no?

{Don't ruin the mystique brother. All the little people prefer to think of me with long locks.}

 

[govols]

?

{Don't ruin the mystique brother. All the little people prefer to think of me with long locks.}

Fixed that for you.

 

[gwine]

While some have suggested that all the extra copies of National Geographic magazine are weighing down California, which will result in it soon slip-sliding into the Pacific Ocean (see this article), may I respectfully suggest that the magazines in question are in fact not in California but are the root cause of the black hole in question?

 

[Philbeck]

All of the intelligent thoughts of Brian McLaren

 

[kvanlaan]

So Bob said: "No John, you missed the point. There is NOTHING in the hole. I use Garnier and Alberto VO5 - that is SOMETHING."

And then Joshua postulated that the hole was filled with: "All of the intelligent thoughts of Brian McLaren."

Haven't we then fit the description to a 't'? Aren't you guys just being redundant in these two statements?

 

[MeanieCalvinist]

Bob, do you, like myself, believe it possibly contains the "theology" in Charles Finney's Systematic Theology?
If so... we may be on to something here!

 

[BobVigneault]

The Journal of Irreproducible Results, vol. 20, #3, March 1974, pages 22-23. Gerry, how in the world of all things esoteric did you happen to find an article like that?????!!!
You never cease to amaze me.

While some have suggested that all the extra copies of National Geographic magazine are weighing down California, which will result in it soon slip-sliding into the Pacific Ocean (see this article), may I respectfully suggest that the magazines in question are in fact not in California but are the root cause of the black hole in question?

 

[Beth Ellen Nagle]

Bob, do you, like myself, believe it possibly contains the "theology" in Charles Finney's Systematic Theology?
If so... we may be on to something here!

I can sure think of many books that originate there...

I love your avatar! Cracks me up....

 

[etexas]

Where all the cast of 30 Something are? Professor Bob......is that possible?

 

[Southern Presbyterian]

The eternal value of all seeker sensitive man centered worship?

 

[Calvibaptist]

The collective knowledge of all the Big Bang theorists.

Actually, it's where my hairline is quickly going.

 

[BobVigneault]

It is the state to which this thread will quickly come to.

Let's face it, (and yes I'm giving away a Puritan Board secret here), if you want a thread to get over 50 replies or 200 views; use the word 'baptism' or 'naked' somewhere in the title of the original post.

For example, start a thread called "Naked Truth About Baptism" and Rich will have to double the bandwidth and add another server.

 

[Calvibaptist]

I think that all the naked Baptists who believe in using hair products while giving their common confession to the WCF are in the black hole.

 

[Calvibaptist]

Will that help?

 

[BobVigneault]

Will that help?

Well, you taking two posts to express one idea is sure going to help. Way 2 go!

 

[etexas]

I THINK I KNOW! The Black Hole........where all my Uncles Beta machine and tapes went! Dr. Bawb?

 

[Calvibaptist]

Will that help?

Well, you taking two posts to express one idea is sure going to help. Way 2 go!

I just wanted you to know...

 

[Calvibaptist]

Will that help?

Well, you taking two posts to express one idea is sure going to help. Way 2 go!

...that I'm there for you, Bawb!

 

[Calvibaptist]

BTW, Bawb, I was just wondering if you could add a few more lines to the end of your signature. I'm getting pretty tired of these 7-11 signatures and think maybe you could go a little deeper.