ANT
Puritan Board Junior
The TV is my sheperd, My spiritual growth shall want.
It maketh me to sit down and do nothing for His name's sake.
It keepeth me from doing my duty as a Christian,
Because it presenteth so many good programs I must see.
It restoreth my knowledge of the things in this world,
And keepeth me from the study of God's Word.
It leadeth me into paths of failing to attend the evening church services,
And doing nothing for the Kingdom of God.
Yea, though I live to be 100, I shall still keep viewing my TV,
So long as it shall work, for it is my closest companion.
Its sounds and its pictures, they comfort me.
It presenteth entertainment before me,
And keepeth me from doing important things with my family.
It filleth my head with ideas which differ from those in the Word of God.
Surely no good thing will come to my life,
Because I have wasted so many hours.
And I shall dwell in the world of regrets and remorse forever more.
Here is a different one ...
The 23rd Channel
The TV is my sheperd, I shall not want.
It makes me to lie down on the sofa.
it leads me away from the faith.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Christain responsibilities,
There will be no interruption, for the TV is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial for me in the presence of my worldliness.
It annoints my head with humanism and consumerism.
My coveting runneth over.
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days
of my life, And I shall dwell in the house watching TV forever.
It maketh me to sit down and do nothing for His name's sake.
It keepeth me from doing my duty as a Christian,
Because it presenteth so many good programs I must see.
It restoreth my knowledge of the things in this world,
And keepeth me from the study of God's Word.
It leadeth me into paths of failing to attend the evening church services,
And doing nothing for the Kingdom of God.
Yea, though I live to be 100, I shall still keep viewing my TV,
So long as it shall work, for it is my closest companion.
Its sounds and its pictures, they comfort me.
It presenteth entertainment before me,
And keepeth me from doing important things with my family.
It filleth my head with ideas which differ from those in the Word of God.
Surely no good thing will come to my life,
Because I have wasted so many hours.
And I shall dwell in the world of regrets and remorse forever more.
Here is a different one ...
The 23rd Channel
The TV is my sheperd, I shall not want.
It makes me to lie down on the sofa.
it leads me away from the faith.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Christain responsibilities,
There will be no interruption, for the TV is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial for me in the presence of my worldliness.
It annoints my head with humanism and consumerism.
My coveting runneth over.
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days
of my life, And I shall dwell in the house watching TV forever.
