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Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by Southern Presbyterian, Dec 21, 2009.
Seriously, it is!.
I haven't watched the video and I won't until someone confirms that something bad happens to the cat and gets replaced by an adorable dog.
Cats. They make great fish bait.
That is cute. Too bad it is a cat instead of a real animal (e.g., a dog).
OK, for you animal haters (like that Bat-Scrooge), try cleaning your computer with this:
I love dogs. Cats? Like I said...fish bait.
Cats are decent varmint control. If they aren't good at that though, they make great .22 targets.
You people are awful!! Cats can be every bit as loyal and affectionate and sweet and playful as dogs. And they don't yap at every little thing.
I wasn't expecting the kitty to actually beg! I watched this with my cat (asleep) sitting next to me. She woke up and looked around for the source of the noise.
- Fernand Mery
- Winifred Carriere
Some years ago a layman responded to a "ask the pastor" session by inquiring about the "gap theory" of Genesis 1.
"Dennis, is it true that Satan created the dinosaurs?"
"No, of course not," I replied with mock indignation. "Everybody knows that he created cats."
My wife and I gave each other Mr. Calvin for Christmas this year.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-- Ben Williams
- Eleanor Clark
- Mark Twain
Well I live in a pretty country area and many houses are isolated near vineyards and nearby mountains that are covered in trees and other plants. I helped some friends move to such a house last week and four cats lived there, unbeknownst to my friend. They were varmint control but they were unwanted.
So we shot all four of them with rifles. Want 'em?
(And by the way, as I type all of this, my cute kitty is laying by me on top of the printer. She is such a worthless animal . . . but like I said, she is cute.)
- William Kunstler
For an animal, the liberal's desire to please is a good thing. That's one of the things that makes a dog so great! A cat wants everything to be about itself and is ready to hate and abandon you when its desires are not met.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-- Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andrew A. Rooney
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
Wow. The cat vs. dog wars have commenced. I remain neutral because I find it perfectly possible to love and hate members of both categories!
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog." - Unknown
"A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human." - Unknown
"I hate cats and want to beat them to death with sticks and rubber hoses." - Andrew Thornquist
The Difference Between Cats & Dogs
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be God!
a cat cannot drag you from a burning building (unless he is a real big cat)
Dogs perform valuable work, such as guiding, law enforcement, military, farm. They also come in a variety of sizes and shapes to fit different lifestyles and people. Cats only come in colors and with hair or without (the latter costing atrocious amounts of money).
Actually that not completely true . . . there are good cats that are hairless: they're the ones hanging in the freezer of that Chinese food restaurant down the street.
a cat cannot, and will not, catch a frisbee.
a cat cannot save a drowning person
a cat cannot be trained for hunting purposes.
so from a strictly utilitarian perspective, dogs win.
though i must admit that i have met a few awesome cats.
and they were all orange tigers/ main coon
Someone once told me that God created dogs to reflect God's unwavering love and faithfulness toward His people. But to ensure that His people would not become prideful over this fact, God also created cats.
I have both. One thing I can say in defense of cats is that we share a distaste for improper placement of bodily wastes. Dogs, on the other hand, have a distinct adoration for same, both in placement and in taste.
I had to put two dogs out of their misery using my grandfather's shotgun. I found no joy in it. It was an act of mercy. There is no joy in needlessly ending the life of one of God's creatures. I suppose this is why I'm not a hunter. The meat department at Kroger and WalMart always seem to be well stocked. But I do possess the necessary skills to feed my family, should the need arise.
My house cats don't serve any purpose other than to amuse us and to be cuddled. That is enough to pay their rent.
Cats that are not employed in dispatching rodents need not be around here.
Have you ever noticed there are no stray cats around a Chinese restaurant?