This is just TOO CUTE!

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by Southern Presbyterian, Dec 21, 2009.

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  1. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    Seriously, it is!. :D

    [video=youtube;dfWqI2tdGDw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWqI2tdGDw[/video]
     
  2. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    I haven't watched the video and I won't until someone confirms that something bad happens to the cat and gets replaced by an adorable dog.
     
  3. Herald

    Herald Moderator Staff Member

    Cats. They make great fish bait.
     
  4. DMcFadden

    DMcFadden Moderator Staff Member

  5. Herald

    Herald Moderator Staff Member

  6. Herald

    Herald Moderator Staff Member

  7. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    Cats are decent varmint control. If they aren't good at that though, they make great .22 targets.
     
  8. Laura

    Laura Puritan Board Junior

    You people are awful!! Cats can be every bit as loyal and affectionate and sweet and playful as dogs. And they don't yap at every little thing. :rolleyes:

    I wasn't expecting the kitty to actually beg! I watched this with my cat (asleep) sitting next to me. She woke up and looked around for the source of the noise. :)
     
  9. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    Pesants.

    - Fernand Mery
     
  10. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    - Winifred Carriere
     
  11. DMcFadden

    DMcFadden Moderator Staff Member

    Some years ago a layman responded to a "ask the pastor" session by inquiring about the "gap theory" of Genesis 1.

    "Dennis, is it true that Satan created the dinosaurs?"

    "No, of course not," I replied with mock indignation. "Everybody knows that he created cats."

    My wife and I gave each other Mr. Calvin for Christmas this year.

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    There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
    -- Ben Williams
     
  12. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    - Eleanor Clark
     
  13. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    - Mark Twain
     
  14. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    Well I live in a pretty country area and many houses are isolated near vineyards and nearby mountains that are covered in trees and other plants. I helped some friends move to such a house last week and four cats lived there, unbeknownst to my friend. They were varmint control but they were unwanted.

    So we shot all four of them with rifles. Want 'em?

    (And by the way, as I type all of this, my cute kitty is laying by me on top of the printer. :lol: She is such a worthless animal . . . but like I said, she is cute.)
     
  15. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    - William Kunstler
     
  16. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    For an animal, the liberal's desire to please is a good thing. That's one of the things that makes a dog so great! A cat wants everything to be about itself and is ready to hate and abandon you when its desires are not met.
     
  17. DMcFadden

    DMcFadden Moderator Staff Member

    A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
    -- Josh Billings

    The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
    -- Andrew A. Rooney

    He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
    -- Unknown

    If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
    -- Mark Twain
     
  18. Laura

    Laura Puritan Board Junior

    Wow. The cat vs. dog wars have commenced. I remain neutral because I find it perfectly possible to love and hate members of both categories!
     
  19. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill

    "The more people I meet the more I like my dog." - Unknown

    "A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human." - Unknown

    "I hate cats and want to beat them to death with sticks and rubber hoses." - Andrew Thornquist
     
  20. DMcFadden

    DMcFadden Moderator Staff Member

    The Difference Between Cats & Dogs

    A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods!
    A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be God!
     
  21. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    [​IMG]
     
  22. tlharvey7

    tlharvey7 Puritan Board Freshman

    a cat cannot drag you from a burning building (unless he is a real big cat)
     
  23. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    Dogs perform valuable work, such as guiding, law enforcement, military, farm. They also come in a variety of sizes and shapes to fit different lifestyles and people. Cats only come in colors and with hair or without (the latter costing atrocious amounts of money).

    Actually that not completely true . . . there are good cats that are hairless: they're the ones hanging in the freezer of that Chinese food restaurant down the street.
     
  24. tlharvey7

    tlharvey7 Puritan Board Freshman

    a cat cannot, and will not, catch a frisbee.
    a cat cannot save a drowning person
    a cat cannot be trained for hunting purposes.

    so from a strictly utilitarian perspective, dogs win.
    though i must admit that i have met a few awesome cats.
    and they were all orange tigers/ main coon
     
  25. ubermadchen

    ubermadchen Puritanboard <strong>Outlaw</strong>

    Someone once told me that God created dogs to reflect God's unwavering love and faithfulness toward His people. But to ensure that His people would not become prideful over this fact, God also created cats.
     
  26. Mushroom

    Mushroom Puritan Board Doctor

    I have both. One thing I can say in defense of cats is that we share a distaste for improper placement of bodily wastes. Dogs, on the other hand, have a distinct adoration for same, both in placement and in taste.
     
  27. Southern Presbyterian

    Southern Presbyterian Moderator Staff Member

    I had to put two dogs out of their misery using my grandfather's shotgun. I found no joy in it. It was an act of mercy. There is no joy in needlessly ending the life of one of God's creatures. I suppose this is why I'm not a hunter. The meat department at Kroger and WalMart always seem to be well stocked. But I do possess the necessary skills to feed my family, should the need arise. :2cents:
     
  28. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    My house cats don't serve any purpose other than to amuse us and to be cuddled. That is enough to pay their rent.

    Theognome
     
  29. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    Cats that are not employed in dispatching rodents need not be around here.
     
  30. Herald

    Herald Moderator Staff Member


    Have you ever noticed there are no stray cats around a Chinese restaurant?
     
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