The Salad Dressing Component

[Joshua]

A dressing can make or break a good salad. I would like to share with you what is undoubtedly the greatest salad dressing of all time, I will demonstrate this with a few pictures and comments.

Take for example, this new approach to the taco salad. One begins with his favorite non-GMO, humanely-raised, grassfed & finished, free-range tortilla chips.

 

[Joshua]

The next step is get one's favorite earth-based, never hormone-using, gluten-free cow (which has never had cages in them, btw), as well as some guilt-free ranch style beans, and stack them on the next layer.

 

[Joshua]

This next crucial step involves the layering of crunchy water, found in toxin-free streams of Pure Creek Inc. in which never an animal has passed, nor drank, and only comes from the source.

 

[Joshua]

And, finally -this cannot be gainsaid or down-played- to crown this healthy meal, one must top the aforementioned delicious healthness with the greatest salad dressing of all time.



Rubber-free, nongaslit, Fauci disapproved Rotel & Velveeta.

 

[Joshua]

You're welcome.

 

[Claudiu]

And, finally -this cannot be gainsaid or down-played- to crown this healthy meal, one must top the aforementioned delicious healthness with the greatest salad dressing of all time.

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Rubber-free, nongaslit, Fauci disapproved Rotel & Velveeta.

That cheese close to the edge there is giving me anxiety!

 

[Claudiu]

Hey! A while back you said you'd share your good salsa recipe...

 

[Joshua]

Hey! A while back you said you'd share your good salsa recipe...

I'll PM ya.

 

[Steve Curtis]

crunchy water

Now that is a secret ingredient, to be sure!

 

[Taylor]

I always heard that if my food is green it is spoiled and must be tossed out.

 

[Edward]

crunchy water,

Looks like the poor boy is having to eat weeds. I hate going to reastaurants and ordering a salad, and ending up with a plate of weeds. I may eat things that eat weeds, but I do like an intermediary.