The Babylon Bee

[bookslover]

I can always count on the Babylon Bee folks to lighten my day.

My three favorites from the past week:

"The Apostle Paul's copy of the King James Version Up for Auction"

"Bible Study Group Stays On Topic for Entire Meeting"

"Christian Reminds Himself that He's Suffering for Christ when Facebook Post Receives Zero Likes"

Love those guys!

 

[Ask Mr. Religion]

Yes, BB is The Onion for the Religious crowd. Since Adam Ford left, sometimes BB hits too close to home, with cynicism overriding the intended satirical nature of BB.

The BB's creator has now moved on:
http://adam4d.com/i-sold-the-babylon-bee-and-am-no-longer-running-it/

He is focusing his energies on the low-tech rendered CDR of late:
https://www.christiandailyreporter.com/

From some of the topics at CDR, I would swear that Adam is lurking around the PB at times.

 

[Alan D. Strange]

"The Apostle Paul's copy of the King James Version Up for Auction"

Sorry, no longer. I bought it for an undisclosed price in a private bid.

I hope that this doesn't send anyone here into a tailspin or create any 10th commandment issues for PBers!

You can PM me to schedule a private viewing.

 

[Ask Mr. Religion]

Dang! I knew someone outbid me for this item.

 

[ZackF]

I knew mine must have been a forgery.

 

[bookslover]

I think it would be funny if they did one along the lines of this:

"Reformed Christians Shocked to Discover All Alcohol and Tobacco Products Confiscated at Entrance to Heaven"

Heh.

 

[ZackF]

I think it would be funny if they did one along the lines of this:

"Reformed Christians Shocked to Discover All Alcohol and Tobacco Products Confiscated at Entrance to Heaven"

Heh.

Of course they’ll be confiscated and replaced with glorified versions.

 

[Southern Presbyterian]

Sorry, no longer. I bought it for an undisclosed price in a private bid.

I hope that this doesn't send anyone here into a tailspin or create any 10th commandment issues for PBers!

You can PM me to schedule a private viewing.

Dang! I knew someone outbid me for this item.

I knew mine must have been a forgery.

You've all been taken advantage of. Paul's copy was the thinline version. He did not need Scofield's notes.

 

[Cymro]

Breaking news! All other versions than the AV are being given away free. So keep your KJV Alan, it will be worth a fortune; and for all who have copies there will be a medal in the Post.