bookslover
Puritan Board Doctor
When eating, bite your food, not your tongue.
Trust me on this.
Trust me on this.
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I will take this under advisement.When eating, bite your food, not your tongue.
Trust me on this.
Particularly important advice for Vegans and Vegetarians. Less important for omnivores. But shouldn't this have been posted in the "Iron Chef" discussion board?When eating, bite your food, not your tongue.
When eating, bite your food, not your tongue.
Trust me on this.
I do the best with what I’ve got.Unless you've got something snarky in mind to say.
I am offended by your biting sarcasm.There’s just so much to chew on here.
Also do not raise your glass in such a way that the straw sticks up your nose even when you lower the glass, especially in a crowded restaurant in front of your kids.
Also, if your glass if so full of ice that it all sticks together don't tip it WAAAaaay up so that all the ice suddenly releases and falls all over your face and down your shirt.
My daughter did and got very self conscious (probably because I was belly laughing at her so loudly).I have absolute and complete confidence, Pergy, that you would never do such a thoughtless thing. Heh.
She’ll develop a drinking problem like Ted Striker from Airplane.My daughter did and got very self conscious (probably because I was belly laughing at her so loudly).
In other words,, she swallowed her pride?My daughter did and got very self conscious (probably because I was belly laughing at her so loudly).
That will really gum up the works, won't it?I am offended by your biting sarcasm.
Probably, because so far it is really eating at me.That will really gum up the works, won't it?
Yeah, well, it is part and parcel of a much bigger problem in our society that gnaws at your very soul.Probably, because so far it is really eating at me.
I'm going to need some time to digest your sublime puns.Yeah, well, it is part and parcel of a much bigger problem in our society that gnaws at your very soul.