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  1. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons,
     
  2. Tim

    Tim Puritan Board Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying,
     
  3. Tripel

    Tripel Puritan Board Senior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "How dare
     
  4. JennyG

    JennyG Puritan Board Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"
     
  5. Tim

    Tim Puritan Board Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White
     
  6. Tim

    Tim Puritan Board Graduate

    Someone didn't like it.
     
  7. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    (I stuck it in now)

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's buttocks
     
  8. Tim

    Tim Puritan Board Graduate

    :spitlol:

    :um:

    ---------- Post added at 01:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:36 PM ----------

    C'mon, guys...don't.:)
     
  9. Romans922

    Romans922 Puritan Board Professor

    Sentence has been altered so as not to go down a bad trail...

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother
     
  10. Tim

    Tim Puritan Board Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her
     
  11. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    Hey, who was it who wanted to start all over again with "Buttocks".
     
  12. Romans922

    Romans922 Puritan Board Professor

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47
     
  13. Tim

    Tim Puritan Board Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her
     
  14. christiana

    christiana Puritan Board Senior

    fanciful little moondoggies ran toward
     
  15. FenderPriest

    FenderPriest Puritan Board Junior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog
     
  16. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies",
     
  17. sonlight

    sonlight Puritan Board Freshman

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled
     
  18. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and Caner's
     
  19. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    (this was first)

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled
     
  20. KaphLamedh

    KaphLamedh Puritan Board Freshman

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun
     
  21. Idelette

    Idelette Puritan Board Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her,
     
  22. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus,
     
  23. Rich Koster

    Rich Koster Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen
     
  24. MLCOPE2

    MLCOPE2 Puritan Board Junior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron
     
  25. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair,
     
  26. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.
     
  27. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

    Suddenly, Rich Koster
     
  28. christiana

    christiana Puritan Board Senior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

    Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better
     
  29. kainos01

    kainos01 Puritan Board Senior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

    Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send money!
     
  30. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Summer began, but Horrace couldn't paint his boondoggle. Then, lightening the sky, came a sudden torrent of neon signs, floating helplessly along. An airplane soared precariously before his astonished eyes, and Horrace thought, "It's a bird?", Its a plane?, it's a giant, non-existent exoplasm that clearly indicates that the theory of gravity is jejune. Sadly, we'd hoped for Superman! Instead, all Gingers were gingerly snapping beans at ginger-haters. Then along came a disheveled painter antidisestablishmentating and sitting down on a hard nail. Fortunately, bleeding, he managed to die.

    All of the sudden James White learned TULIP. However, his followers, the Ginger Buttons, protested by saying, "You dare you! Don't let Pergamum kill me!!!!"

    But James White's mother brought out her AK47 and her brain dog, "fanciful little moondoggies", and yelled "Chicken Scratch Fever!" The sun had blinded her, and like Saul of Tarsus, Joel Osteen, and that guy from Tron, who looks a little like Doug Wilson only with longer and grayer hair, she pitched a tent and a wang dang doodle to boot.

    Suddenly, Rich Koster kept telling all of them 'this is your best life now' so you'd better send money! And buy MarieP and Nancy L. all the dark chocolate you can!"
     
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