Picking on Corona

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by C. M. Sheffield, Mar 19, 2020.

  1. C. M. Sheffield

    C. M. Sheffield Puritan Board Senior

    It has been said "laughter is the best medicine." It is in that spirit that I would like to open a thread for some light-hearted fun in the midst of this very difficult and challenging time. This does not minimize the seriousness of the situation or the suffering of others. Rather, it is hoped this thread might provide us all with some much needed comic relief from everything swirling around us. Because after all, if you don't laugh, you'll cry.

    So please share any jokes, tweets, videos, memes, or stories that made you chuckle. Nothing serious or scary allowed! Just good clean fun.

    Let me start us off with this compilation of all the public health officials telling people not to touch their face, who then immediately tough their faces.

    :rofl:

     
  2. Logan

    Logan Puritan Board Junior

    Even though it was a spoof, I thought this was too funny:

    "Corona beer offers $10 million to change the name Coronavirus to "literally anything else" and an extra $15 million to change it to BudLightvirus"
     
  3. C. M. Sheffield

    C. M. Sheffield Puritan Board Senior

    I liked this one: If Coronavirus continues into the summer when tick season begins; we'll have Corona with Lyme.
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  4. Logan

    Logan Puritan Board Junior

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  5. RPEphesian

    RPEphesian Puritan Board Junior

    Me, two weeks into quarantine.



    Cabin Fever! - Muppet Treasure Island
     
  6. Logan

    Logan Puritan Board Junior

    Great. 20+ years after first hearing that song and I thought I was clean. Now it's back in my head. Thanks a lot.
     
  7. RPEphesian

    RPEphesian Puritan Board Junior

    Sorry, not sorry.

    I watched that movie recently with my family and niece. Far funnier than when I saw it as a kid.
     
  8. Relztrah

    Relztrah Puritan Board Freshman

    On a positive note, with the mandatory social distancing in place I will be saving money on deodorant and mouthwash.
     
  9. Branson

    Branson Puritan Board Freshman

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  10. Branson

    Branson Puritan Board Freshman

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  11. Hamalas

    Hamalas whippersnapper

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  12. timfost

    timfost Puritan Board Senior

    I've heard Corona beer is considering changing their name. They're thinking of this:
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  13. ZackF

    ZackF Puritan Board Graduate

    Hear that Joshua?
     
  14. Pergamum

    Pergamum Ordinary Guy (TM)

    Puritan theology is associated with lame humor, I see now.

    Your jokes stink. And you stink.
     
  15. Pergamum

    Pergamum Ordinary Guy (TM)

    Laughing because somebody labeled my trolling as "Edifying"! But seriously, puritan jokes are the equivalent of the Left trying to Meme. And I must remind you guys that we never hear of Jesus ever laughing. Repent!
     
  16. ZackF

    ZackF Puritan Board Graduate

    Hey I wash and sanitize regularly.
     
  17. G

    G Puritan Board Junior

    I took this photo last week btw.

    This family had a unique response to social isolation:

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  18. Stephen L Smith

    Stephen L Smith Moderator Staff Member

    Catch Australian.jpg Some advice from New Zealanders :)

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  19. Edward

    Edward Puritanboard Commissioner

    Keep that Corona stuff away from me. I'm sticking to Modelo. And because I want to virtue signal how woke I am, it's Modelo Negra out there in the garage refrigerator.
     
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  20. Seeking_Thy_Kingdom

    Seeking_Thy_Kingdom Puritan Board Freshman

    You sir, are a man after my own heart.
     
  21. Bill The Baptist

    Bill The Baptist Puritan Board Graduate

    I think this might be my new theme song.
     
  22. Kinghezy

    Kinghezy Puritan Board Sophomore

    Sir, do you recall your involvement in the scatological discussion about TP? :p
     
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  23. jwright82

    jwright82 Puritan Board Graduate

    TP is no jocking matter. People are going nuts over it. They can't wipe away their frustration or get any TP, and that itches them in all the wrong places.
     
  24. Pergamum

    Pergamum Ordinary Guy (TM)

    Some people discuss eschatology; others scatology.
     
  25. joep

    joep Puritan Board Freshman

    Here's one I came across:
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  26. Relztrah

    Relztrah Puritan Board Freshman

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  27. Wretched Man

    Wretched Man Puritan Board Freshman

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  28. rookie

    rookie Puritan Board Sophomore

    A new name considered for this virus is the "Kung Flu"...it's from China, and it knocks you out...
     
  29. C. M. Sheffield

    C. M. Sheffield Puritan Board Senior

    Ryan Reynolds mocks self-important celebrities...

     

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