Most Annoying Songs Ever (In my humble opinion)

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Reformingstudent

Puritan Board Junior
I think I win with this one.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik]YouTube - Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder[/ame]


Also any thing else McCartney did after 76 :lol:
 

Galatians220

Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Shoving chopsticks in my ears? Yes, there are songs that would make me do it.

If I could do a Comiskey Park "disco demolition-type" explosion of every copy of this song that exists on this planet, just so it would never again be heard by human ears, I would:

YouTube - America - A Horse With No Name

And if I happened to do it in a manner that violated local fire ordinances, I would glady pay the fine and/or do the time... :lol:

I couldn't even stand more than 10 seconds of this video while hunting it up for you guys.

Here's a few more of what I deem stinkeroos:

"Heart of Gold" by Neil Young (not to be confused with "Band of Gold" by Freda Payne, which is great, in my opinion).

"In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans.

"Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum.

"December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)" by the Four Seasons... :barfy:

To whomever above I said "thanks," that means I also hate the song you so "honored" by mentioning or posting it on this ever-so-useful thread... :D

Margaret
Horse with no name...YOU TAKE THAT BACK! That is a great song, and so is Sister Golden Hair Surprise.
No! Never will I renounce my contempt for "Horse With No Name!" "Here I stand..." :lol:

Bwa-ha-ha!

And as John Belushi said, "Over? Did someone say 'over?' Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

It's not over until you see the Bobby Vee video of "Baby Face" on YouTube. For as much of a "teeny-bop" crush as I once had on Vee (and it was a considerable one), this is a truly tasteless, rotten video of an undeniably dopey song. I'm not going to post it here because of its vulgarity - and it was probably made in about 1962. I wouldn't have known it was "out there" but for surfing YouTube.

If Bobby Vee's "Baby Face" doesn't win for "most annoying song" (plus video), it's at least gotta be a CONTEN-DAH! The thing stinks up even "YouTube..." :wow:

Margaret
 

Blue Tick

Puritan Board Graduate
Free Will Song....

I'm surprised no one listed this one.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrczyFvkv8Q]YouTube - Free Will Song[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-DzoRQJ3OQ&feature=related"]YouTube - A Thief In The Night ~ clip 2[/ame]
 
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Reformingstudent

Puritan Board Junior
Any song by Shania Twain. She maybe pretty but her voice grates on my ears. Sound like a cross between Tom T. Hall and Fran Drescher.
 

danmpem

Puritan Board Junior
Alright, I think I have it. I truly believe I have the one that tops them all!

In order to appreciate how annoying it is, you must listen to it all the way through.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ]YouTube - THE NEW LLAMA SONG !!!!![/ame]
 

Reformingstudent

Puritan Board Junior
Ok, You asked for it

It pains me to do it but...


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7t-Ox3XvU]YouTube - Los Del Rio - Macarena[/ame]
 

Reformingstudent

Puritan Board Junior
And if that's not annoying enough

I just have one word.

WHAM

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hksil-KkebQ]YouTube - Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtlrBziyzI]YouTube - Careless Whisper[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Y4F-UPGHw]YouTube - Wham! - Wham! Rap[/ame]

Anyones ears bleeding yet?
 

Devin

Puritan Board Sophomore
I have two:

"I get knocked down" by Chumbawamba

And the "Who let the dogs out?" song
 

Reformingstudent

Puritan Board Junior
My last choice for tonight as most annoying song:


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJsPGD1t0g]YouTube - The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You[/ame]


Anyone else hate this one as much as me? Made me want to throw a brick through my TV whenever Friends came on.
 

Reformingstudent

Puritan Board Junior
Years aago when I was working at a box factory we had a guy who had a boom box and whenever this song, "Achy Breaky Heart" came on he would turn it up full blast. It took all my restraint to keep from throwing his "boom" box out the window and him with it. Hate that song.
 

DMcFadden

Puritanboard Commissioner
In the jungle, the muddy jungle, the lion sleeps tonight....
I remember in a "contemporary" service where the keyboardist got carried away during a 95 decibel number. In between the verses he launched into

A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh

BTW, anybody's version of MacArthur Park is enough to make you lose IQ points just listening to it.

How about . . .

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think I could take it,
`cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"
"MacArthur Park"


"In the year 7510
If God's a-comin',
he oughta make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day."
"In the Year 2525"
Zager and Evans


"Muskrat Susie
Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny"
"Muskrat Love"
Captain and Tennille


"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"
--Elton John's 'Your Song'
(lyrics by Bernie Taupin)


"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"
--50 Cent's '21 Questions'


"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"
--America's 'Horse With No Name'


"I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"
--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
(lyrics by Prince)


"I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel"
--Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
(lyrics by Anne Preven)


"My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that"
--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'


"But if this ever-changing
world in which we live in ..."
--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'


"I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork"
--Madonna's 'I Love New York'


"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'


I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper" - WHAM!


And don't forget the classics: "Winchester Cathedral" and "Mellow Yellow"


My personal fav to hate is the "walk like a man, talk like a man" done in a ridiculous falsetto. Why can't he just sing like a man?
 

Southern Presbyterian

Puritan Board Doctor
I didn't want to have to do this.

But you all asked for it.

Take this!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o"]The Numa Numa Song[/ame]
 

ReformedWretch

Puritan Board Doctor
Years aago when I was working at a box factory we had a guy who had a boom box and whenever this song, "Achy Breaky Heart" came on he would turn it up full blast. It took all my restraint to keep from throwing his "boom" box out the window and him with it. Hate that song.
Then you don't want me to upload my Karaoke version of it? :)

I like Tom Petty somewhat.

I like 2 tickets to Paradise as well.

I like the gospel songs Rich posted a little, especially by the Statler brothers.

A song I hate is Betty Davis eyes by Kim Carnes.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY]YouTube - Bette Davis Eyes[/ame]

I am a Country music fan but one of the new Country songs I hate is International Harvester

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b52SDopaMZY]YouTube - International Harvester[/ame]
 
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