Magic Pill: Zero Calorie foods

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  1. Tripel

    Tripel Puritan Board Senior

    This is kind of ridiculous, but imagine that there were a pill that you could take that would alter the makeup of food that you consumed so that calories were removed. In fact, every unhealthy component of the food completely vanishes, allowing you to eat as much of it as you want. Got it? OK.

    This pill can ONLY be applied to a food item that you pre-determine. Each person gets to pick his/her own magic pills, but you only get 5. So the question is, what FIVE magic pills would you take?

    Rule #1 : You can't say sugar and fat. That is cheating. It has to be a food item that is in it's finished state. The point of this exercise is NOT for you to beat the system; it's to get you to list those 5 foods you would most like to eat without having to consider calories. Examples are Ranch Dressing, Fettucini Alfredo, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Bacon, etc.

    Rule #2 : Your 5 pills can apply to solid foods, liquids, and everything in between. In short, anything that you consume.

    I will start:

    1) Tator Tots
    2) Donuts
    3) Buttermilk Biscuits
    4) Coca Cola
    5) Beer
  2. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Hamburger Helper (I like the stuff. So sue me.)
    barbecued Chicken

  3. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    General Tso's chicken, of course.

    Oh, and the custard-filled chocolate-iced Krispy Kreme donuts.

    Three orders of the General followed by two donuts, thank you.
  4. Kim G

    Kim G Puritan Board Junior

    1. ice cream
    2. pizza
    3. hamburgers
    4. coffee drinks (with plenty of sugar and cream)
    5. eggplant parmigiana
  5. Beth Ellen Nagle

    Beth Ellen Nagle Puritan Board Senior

    Hot Wings /w fresh ranch dressing
    Fried Chicken
  6. Marrow Man

    Marrow Man Drunk with Powder

    OK, scrap the multiple orders. Here we go:

    1) General Tso's chicken
    2) Chocolate-iced custard-filled KK donuts.
    3) Super Supreme pizza
    4) Calzones
    5) Tons and tons of hot wings
  7. Piano Hero

    Piano Hero Puritan Board Sophomore

    Orange Chicken
    Mashed Potatoes
    Ice Cream
    Dove Chocolate
    Barbecue potato chips
  8. Scottish Lass

    Scottish Lass Puritan Board Doctor

    Ice cream, pizza, orange Crush, ravioli, and doughnuts or frou-frou coffee drinks
  9. Beth Ellen Nagle

    Beth Ellen Nagle Puritan Board Senior

    I just knew someone else would add hot wings! :)
  10. Jon Peters

    Jon Peters Puritan Board Sophomore

    Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box
    Homemade chocolate chip cookies
    Garlic fries
    Four-layer banana chocolate chip cake with cream cheese frosting (made by my wife)
    Shrimp Roll from Fats Asian Bistro (local restaurant)
  11. PresbyDane

    PresbyDane Puritanboard Doctor

    Fried Chicken
    Ice cream
    (a special kind of candy that we have here, that you do not have)
  12. Zenas

    Zenas Snow Miser

    1. Dr. Pepper
    2. Alfredo Sauce (I'll deal with the pasta because this would give me more latitude)
    3. Pizza
    4. Chicken Nuggets from Chick-Fil-A
    5. Cheeseburgers
  13. PresbyDane

    PresbyDane Puritanboard Doctor

    Man this thread is making me hungry :drool:
  14. AThornquist

    AThornquist Puritan Board Doctor

    I eat whatever I want anyway and don't gain weight, but for the sake of this thread I would choose:
    1. massive, fatty, delicious steak
    2. Alfredo sauce
    3. chocolate
    4. deep fried twinkies/candy bars
    5. wegetable/meaty chow mein

    I'm huunnngggreh.
  15. Kim G

    Kim G Puritan Board Junior

    Me, too. Except that I'm always fat, no matter what I eat. :lol: I just don't gain any more weight.
  16. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    You are still younger than thirty. Just wait. . . .
  17. PresbyDane

    PresbyDane Puritanboard Doctor

    Well I can conclude that he must also be younger than 25 :lol:
    Or simple unmarried:think: that did the trick for me, get married = get fat:)
  18. Theogenes

    Theogenes Puritan Board Junior

    1. Pizza
    2. Double bacon cheeseburgers
    3. Beer
    4. Ice cream
    5. Cinnamon rolls
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