Eoghan
Puritan Board Senior
Following the success of scientology in recruiting stars in the media, a breakaway group of Pennysylvania Dutch Amish have welcomed Greta Thunberg who is making a three month visit. She is looking forward to milking cows, raising poultry and sewing. Greta met her host family today and was delighted that the family car was environmentally friendly and did not use fossil fuels!
You can just make out Greta in traditional dress scowling at the press photographer