If Your Wife's Heel Goes In Your Salsa

Ryan&Amber2013

Puritan Board Junior
So if you have a nice bowl of salsa sitting on your bed, ready to be eaten, and your wife next to you moves her unwashed foot and her heel goes right in it, would you still eat it?

I just couldn't do it... I was contemplating it but just couldn't. She said she would have eaten it if my foot went in it :D

Btw, good to talk to you all again. I missed you!
 

Logan

Puritan Board Junior
Sure, I'd eat it!

I'm more put off by Grant's salsa with corn, to be honest. What kind of barbaric thing is that?
 

timfost

Puritan Board Senior
Nice to see you again!

Concerning the salsa and her foot: it depends. That seems to be the safest and most common answer for most subjects on PB. ;)
 

JimmyH

Puritan Board Senior
So if you have a nice bowl of salsa sitting on your bed, ready to be eaten, and your wife next to you moves her unwashed foot and her heel goes right in it, would you still eat it?

I just couldn't do it... I was contemplating it but just couldn't. She said she would have eaten it if my foot went in it :D

Btw, good to talk to you all again. I missed you!
Are you saying your bosom friend has lifted her heel against you ? :)
 

Andrew35

Puritan Board Sophomore
So if you have a nice bowl of salsa sitting on your bed, ready to be eaten, and your wife next to you moves her unwashed foot and her heel goes right in it, would you still eat it?

I just couldn't do it... I was contemplating it but just couldn't. She said she would have eaten it if my foot went in it :D

Btw, good to talk to you all again. I missed you!
I'd probably wait until the heel was out. :p
 

Pergamum

Ordinary Guy (TM)
The spicyness of the salsa kills all germs.

There are little kids in Africa who have never had salsa, even with the heel. So eat up!
 

VictorBravo

Administrator
Staff member
I thought everyone made salsa using bare feet. Great way to crush large batches of tomatoes....
 

Pergamum

Ordinary Guy (TM)
Maybe she thought you meant the salsa dance.

Salsa dip and salsa dance are two different things...but both can involve the feet.
 

ChristianLibertarian

Puritan Board Freshman
So if you have a nice bowl of salsa sitting on your bed, ready to be eaten, and your wife next to you moves her unwashed foot and her heel goes right in it, would you still eat it?

I just couldn't do it... I was contemplating it but just couldn't. She said she would have eaten it if my foot went in it :D

Btw, good to talk to you all again. I missed you!
The answer is no, you don't eat it. The better question though is why are you eating in bed?
 

C. M. Sheffield

Puritan Board Senior
So if you have a nice bowl of salsa sitting on your bed, ready to be eaten, and your wife next to you moves her unwashed foot and her heel goes right in it, would you still eat it?

I just couldn't do it... I was contemplating it but just couldn't. She said she would have eaten it if my foot went in it :D

Btw, good to talk to you all again. I missed you!
The only thing I'm puzzling over is this: Why you are eating salsa in bed. :whatswrong: If you weren't acting like a barbarian by eating in bed, you could have avoided this snafu altogether. Tell me you are eating your salsa on the table or countertop when your wife's foot lands in it, and we'll need to have a very different discussion. :scratch:
 

Ryan&Amber2013

Puritan Board Junior
You guys are funny. After a hard day's work and playing with my three young kids, after we put them to bed, the snacks come out and my bed becomes a lounge at about 9:00 p.m. Can anyone else relate? Can I get an amen?
 

Santos

Puritan Board Freshman
So if you have a nice bowl of salsa sitting on your bed, ready to be eaten, and your wife next to you moves her unwashed foot and her heel goes right in it, would you still eat it?

I just couldn't do it... I was contemplating it but just couldn't. She said she would have eaten it if my foot went in it :D

Btw, good to talk to you all again. I missed you!
As an Hispanic from South Texas who on a regular basis eats cow tripe (stomach) soup (see menudo), which typically contains either a couple of pig or cow feet in addition to stomach, I would not have a problem eating a bowl of salsa which my wife dipped a foot into. As a matter of fact I would almost prefer it.
 

Frosty

Puritan Board Sophomore
For some reason I read this as the adult version of a book our kids have, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

"If your wife's heel goes in your salsa......."
 
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