How many posts until you graduate from Puritanboard Freshman?

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by Jon 316, Mar 4, 2009.

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  1. tellville

    tellville Puritan Board Junior

    History at the Puritanboard will be defined by this thread. PTE (pre thread era) and TE (thread era).

    Any accusations of illusions of grandeur on my part will be ignored as ignorant protests from traditional pre-threadites.
     
  2. kalawine

    kalawine Puritan Board Junior

    Hmmm... no mention of Van Til vs Clark... no mention of North vs South... no mention of infra vs supralapsarianism... Boy! This is peaceful isn't?

    Man! I feel the need to pick a fight! [​IMG]
    :lol:

    BTW Did anybody answer the original question that our friend asked?
     
  3. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    This thread has not yet acheived immortality, for Bawb has not yet graced it with his presence.

    Theognome

    -----Added 3/6/2009 at 08:28:04 EST-----

    I agree about Florida- It just can't take any more punishment.

    ...And your subjective truth is unquestionably correct.

    Theognome
     
  4. puritanpilgrim

    puritanpilgrim Puritan Board Junior

    Reading this thread has been a huge waste of time.
     
  5. Calvinist Cowboy

    Calvinist Cowboy Puritan Board Junior

    that's the whole point, isn't it? This thread does have a point-utter pointlessness-but that renders the point meaningless because it actually does have a point, the point that it has no point.

    Hmmmmmmmmmm.

    This is starting to sound like postmodernity.
     
  6. tellville

    tellville Puritan Board Junior

    Postmodernity is soooo PTE (post-thread era). We are now in post postmodernity now that we are in the TE (thread era).

    The point of this thread is that it's awesome and that it includes this picture:

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    try to avoid self portraits, please.

    Theognome
     
  8. tellville

    tellville Puritan Board Junior

    But in post postmodernity self portraits help us truly understand the awesome truth of "the thread."

    -----Added 3/6/2009 at 01:51:41 EST-----

    Not reading this thread would have been a waste of time.
     
  9. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    PTE: Pre-thread era
    TE: Thread era
    PTE: Post-thread era

    The only one that matters is TE. We can accidentally destroy the rest in a cataclysmic black hole if we want to.
     
  10. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    You're obviously amillennial.

    Theognome
     
  11. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    Is there an athreadial position?
     
  12. Jon 316

    Jon 316 Puritan Board Sophomore

    And I can say 'I started it!':D
     
  13. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    ^^Not my fault! He started it!
     
  14. jaybird0827

    jaybird0827 PuritanBoard Honor Roll

    My turn. The more I read the more I like this thread.

    I'm surprised nobody seems to have mentioned that fact that if you thank someone for a post you get credited with a post. (Rich, please don't turn this feature off!!!) 951 of my nearly 3900 posts have been for thanking someone.

    :graduate: Without which I would still be experiencing a prolonged "senior year".

    BTW anyone know what this is for?
    :bueller:

    PS

    :D Don't everybody thank me at once.


     
  15. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    So you lost your seniority then?

    Theognome
     
  16. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    He became an aluminium, Theognome.
     
  17. jaybird0827

    jaybird0827 PuritanBoard Honor Roll

    No, I left it behind after grabbing my sheepskin.

    -----Added 3/6/2009 at 03:45:03 EST-----

    Are you saying I really foiled things up?
     
  18. nicnap

    nicnap Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    Thanks for the info Jay. I had no idea...I will now be thanking every post on this thread.
     
  19. jaybird0827

    jaybird0827 PuritanBoard Honor Roll

    You're welcome.

    I have heard it's possible to "run out of thanks" but I never have. I'm not sure what the conditions are for that. Other than that, have fun!
     
  20. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    Wool ewe stop wtop with the jokes? They have mutton in common with this thread.

    He's just testing your metal.

    Theognome
     
  21. nicnap

    nicnap Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    I am not sure how to run out of thanks either, but I think it is a post-to-thanks ratio. I just don't know the ratio.
     
  22. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    OK... I quit. The puns are distracting me.

    -----Added 3/6/2009 at 03:55:45 EST-----

    In that case I need some more posts. I just ran out. :(

    Oh wait--they're back. That's weird.
     
  23. jaybird0827

    jaybird0827 PuritanBoard Honor Roll

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  24. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    Jaybird, it wasn't that funny. It warranted maybe one or two ":lol:s", but not more. :p
     
  25. tellville

    tellville Puritan Board Junior

    I think this thread has been side tracked. We need to return to it's true infallible purpose:

    Dolphins with laser beams vs. giraffes with machine guns?
     
  26. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    Dolphins. If you've ever seen Madagascar you'll know why.

    On another note, though, if it was infallible, it would have never been sidetracked in the first place.

    Then again, I get sidetracked all the time... maybe that means I'm infallible...

    I like your reasoning!
     
  27. Theognome

    Theognome Burrito Bill

    This is another case of neither, for water refracts light, thus rendering the dolphin's lasers very inaccurate and thus ineffective. At the same time, water also deflects bullets; so the fire from the giraffes would likewise miss their target.

    The solution is obvious- a bullfrog with a harpoon missile will decimate the lot of them.

    Theognome
     
  28. tellville

    tellville Puritan Board Junior

    Interesting points. But what if the giraffes have water proof nuclear missiles?
     
  29. Grymir

    Grymir Puritan Board Graduate

    Ah yes, another day, another useless post.
     
  30. tellville

    tellville Puritan Board Junior

    No post in this thread is useless. Rather, every post in this thread contributes to the ultimate goal of continuing the awesomeness which is this thread.

    "We all agree!"

    :wycliffe::augustine::luther::katherineluther: :ursinus: :knox::turretin::boston::owen::henderson: :gillespie: :manton::rutherford::henry::bunyan::ladyjanegrey: :edwards: :charleshodge::warfield::dabney: :girardeau: :berkhof::machen::vantil::murray: :spurgeon: :lloyd-jones::clark::calvin::tyndale:
     
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