First you need to find a dinosaur. You say they are extinct with the closing of canon? Well, I'm one and I tell you there are more just like me. Unless you get under our authority, you will never make another burger. Ask Chuck Pierce.....he will clue you in on our secret recipe.
Rinse two pounds of Brussels Sprouts (no one likes them anyway), and put in a pot of boiling water. In another pot, boil two pounds of imaginary Roma Tomatoes and bow to them. Combine Roman mythology with disgusting Catholic sprouts. Sprinkle with Dante.
Take 5 pounds of chicken wings. Fry them until just done. Then mix two drops of tabasco sauce with 1 pound of melted butter. We just want to butter them up folks, leave that hell fire sauce for someone else's recipe.
Mix flour and water and put in popover tin. Then, turn your back and wait for a cuecard to tell you that they've been baked. If no cue card is available, get an earpiece pick-up with someone in the kitchen on the other end telling you what happened.
1 pound of sifted flour (let gulls pick out any bugs)
2 pinches of Nephi brand baking powder
1 pound of home churned butter
1 pound of Moroni sugar
1 tsp of Salt Lake City brand imitation vanilla extract
Bake at 451deg until someone believes it is really pound cake.