Here's how I make it. You may want to take some notes or print this out. The slightest deviation could end up embarrasing.
- Heat up your skillet. The ladies can turn to medium low. Fellas, you go big or go home...crank that puppy up.
- Grab some white bread [preferably made with bleached flour]. You will need 2 pieces per sandwich. I did the math for you and that comes out to like 9 pieces if you're really hungry and want 3 sandwiches.
- Put some Parkay butter on the outside of each piece. Don't you miss those Parkay commercials with the talking tub thingie?
- Test you skillet with the inner flesh of your forearm. If it's hot, go ahead and fit you slices on there, butter side down.
- Drop your slices of cheese on each piece of bread. Feel free to whistle in a long descending fashion.
- Ok you're done for a while. Have a seat and watch your pregame show with that guy with the hair helmet.
- The aroma [or sometimes your fire alarm] will let you know when it's ready.
- Get up and flip those things where the smoke's coming from on to each other. Remember: cheese on cheese, cheese on cheese.
- Put on a paper plate, garnish with tabasco.
- Viola!
- Heat up your skillet. The ladies can turn to medium low. Fellas, you go big or go home...crank that puppy up.
- Grab some white bread [preferably made with bleached flour]. You will need 2 pieces per sandwich. I did the math for you and that comes out to like 9 pieces if you're really hungry and want 3 sandwiches.
- Put some Parkay butter on the outside of each piece. Don't you miss those Parkay commercials with the talking tub thingie?
- Test you skillet with the inner flesh of your forearm. If it's hot, go ahead and fit you slices on there, butter side down.
- Drop your slices of cheese on each piece of bread. Feel free to whistle in a long descending fashion.
- Ok you're done for a while. Have a seat and watch your pregame show with that guy with the hair helmet.
- The aroma [or sometimes your fire alarm] will let you know when it's ready.
- Get up and flip those things where the smoke's coming from on to each other. Remember: cheese on cheese, cheese on cheese.
- Put on a paper plate, garnish with tabasco.
- Viola!