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That is FABULOUS!!!!My son Daniel gets a positively mortified look on his face, points at the nativity display like he's pointing at a criminal in a lineup, and in a completely horrified tone exclaims, "IDOLS!"
Daddy, I peed. And I looked down, and the floor under the pew was wet. I couldn't control my laughter even though it was the middle of the service.
After just over 9 years of being a parent (in those 9 years we've grown to 4 kids with one more on the way...) my ALL TIME FAVORITE humorous line from my kids was during Christmas of '07 when we visited my dad and his wife at their home in KC...
We walk in and stand in amazement at their 10 ft tall Christmas tree that is so lit up that I can practically feel heat emanating from it. (Seriously - he puts on 9 25ft strands of C7 sized bulbs and 5 strands of the multi-colored mini-lights.) Under the tree my dad has not yet placed any gifts, BUT... there is a very large nativity scene with ceramic hand painted figurines. And the little baby Jesus is lying in the manger.
My son Daniel gets a positively mortified look on his face, points at the nativity display like he's pointing at a criminal in a lineup, and in a completely horrified tone exclaims, "IDOLS!" Needless to say my dad and his new wife were not impressed.
But I was!
HA HA HA!!!
A cute one happened the other day when I was sick in bed with a nasty cold.
Jonathan, my 5 yo, came in with the colander that he'd been playing with. Waving it over me he said "You're healed healed healed!" and then left. I didn't whether to laugh or say thanks.
A cute one happened the other day when I was sick in bed with a nasty cold.
Jonathan, my 5 yo, came in with the colander that he'd been playing with. Waving it over me he said "You're healed healed healed!" and then left. I didn't whether to laugh or say thanks.
Has that child been watching TBN?
Daddy, I peed. And I looked down, and the floor under the pew was wet. I couldn't control my laughter even though it was the middle of the service.
My 3 1/2 year old son looks at my daughter, who is almost 11 and beginning to flower a bit, while pointing and asks "Why do you have those? Are you going to feed some babies?"
My daughter not even blushing says "at some point, I suppose"