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Heidi:
You forgot about the Egyptians. The Egyptians built fruitcakes that haven't budged a millimeter in over 4,000 years.
Heidi:
You forgot about the Egyptians. The Egyptians built fruitcakes that haven't budged a millimeter in over 4,000 years.
Ah, of course. One of the major achievements of the human race. They buried their dead in them.
Putting the dead in fruitcakes.......too soylent green for me
Putting the dead in fruitcakes.......too soylent green for me
And with that, you've uncovered both the mystery and the reason.
What are those green things in the fruitcake?
and
Why don't people like fruitcake?
FRUITCAKE IS PEOPLE!!!!!!
One of the great mysteries of the age. Kinda like why do people actually eat liver or brussell sprouts? Must be where the term 'glutton for punishment' cam from.I don't understand if they were so bad why people would keep making them.
I've never tried any, but that is because the only ones I have run across have nuts (don't know if that's a fruitcake rule or not), so if I ate them my respiratory system would not be happy with me and quit on the job. I don't understand if they were so bad why people would keep making them. Are they really that bad or is it just something that people make fun of?
. . . you may also want to remember Heidi's previous posts about lobbing fruitcakes into foxholes.
. . . you may also want to remember Heidi's previous posts about lobbing fruitcakes into foxholes.
That must have been during the part where I was drawing a blank about the whole rest of human history.
I will eat anything set before me--given that it's intended to be eaten, of course. I suppose, with fruitcake, that's debatable.
Sheep stomach soup isn't too bad, actually.