Common sayings that you despise

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Humor' started by SmokingFlax, Aug 12, 2005.

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  1. Puritanhead

    Puritanhead Puritan Board Professor

    "The Honorable Senator.... [so and so]"

    :bigsmile:
     
  2. BayouHuguenot

    BayouHuguenot Puritanboard Amanuensis

    "Microsoft Works"
     
  3. Puritanhead

    Puritanhead Puritan Board Professor

    "You don't have anything to worry about if you haven't done anything..."
    --Typical response to grumblings about the police state or Patriot Act...
     
  4. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    Why should the Devil have all the good music?
     
  5. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    One of my sons and I got into it one day. He finally said something that took my phone off its hook.

    MY BAD!

    I had to ask him 5 or 6 times what he was saying. It only made me angry that I couldn't decifer or put sense to his communication.

    Needless to say 'My Bad', 'Word', and all other stupid talk has been banned from my family.

    We try to speak English here. Not Ebonics.

    [Edited on 8-14-2005 by puritancovenanter]
     
  6. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    When someone tells me this I just start quoting the 10 Commandments and ask them to interpret. The discussion usually stops pretty quickly.
     
  7. LadyFlynt

    LadyFlynt Puritan Board Doctor

    Someone needs to tell my hubby that! (for those that didn't get it earlier "breezy" is ebonics for one's woman/wife/girlfriend)
     
  8. BayouHuguenot

    BayouHuguenot Puritanboard Amanuensis

    I down wi dat!

    OR

    I dig
     
  9. LadyFlynt

    LadyFlynt Puritan Board Doctor

    I've noticed this board goes through cycles. Heavy debate followed by a time of comedic hiatus, then back to the study/questions/debate again. :detective:
     
  10. BayouHuguenot

    BayouHuguenot Puritanboard Amanuensis

    I once wrote a little tract called, "How to express your faith without using cliches."
     
  11. ReformedWretch

    ReformedWretch Puritan Board Doctor

    Which is great in my opinion!
     
  12. Arch2k

    Arch2k Puritan Board Graduate

    Looks like we're not the frozen chosen afterall! ;)

    Oh....I'm posting on a reformed message board on a Saturday night....:lol:

    :banana:
     
  13. biblelighthouse

    biblelighthouse Puritan Board Junior

    How about the Christian-Rock Stryper song from the 80s: "To Hell With the Devil!"

    :banana:
     
  14. Puritanhead

    Puritanhead Puritan Board Professor

    "You know Ryan, I really don't want to date anyone right now..."
    --Really hot girl blowing me off-- at least I try.
     
  15. VirginiaHuguenot

    VirginiaHuguenot Puritanboard Librarian

    :lol: Or, "maybe we can just be friends." :banana:
     
  16. WrittenFromUtopia

    WrittenFromUtopia Puritan Board Graduate

    "It's not you ... it's me!"
     
  17. Robin

    Robin Puritan Board Junior

    How about, "How to express your faith without using tracts" ? Would that be relevant to your idea, J? (Sounds like it might be....)

    R.
     
  18. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    I agree. It is.
    [​IMG]
     
  19. heartoflesh

    heartoflesh Puritan Board Junior

    whatever
     
  20. BayouHuguenot

    BayouHuguenot Puritanboard Amanuensis

    Girl to guy:
    "I just want to be friends"

    OR

    "I think you are a nice person, but..."
     
  21. BayouHuguenot

    BayouHuguenot Puritanboard Amanuensis

    As vapid as that is, I really laughed out loud on that one!
     
  22. Arch2k

    Arch2k Puritan Board Graduate

    Yo mama.
     
  23. Anton Bruckner

    Anton Bruckner Puritan Board Professor

    how bout dis one, "gratuitious violence"
     
  24. LadyFlynt

    LadyFlynt Puritan Board Doctor

    "are we there yet?"
     
  25. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    edited by me.

    They were old sayings on bumber stickers in the 80's.

    [Edited on 8-16-2005 by puritancovenanter]
     
  26. Arch2k

    Arch2k Puritan Board Graduate

    Dawg.
     
  27. crhoades

    crhoades Puritan Board Graduate

    For shizzle my nizzle...
     
  28. Augusta

    Augusta Puritan Board Doctor

    Isn't it "Fo shizzle my nizzle?" You gotta get rid of that r. :lol:
     
  29. crhoades

    crhoades Puritan Board Graduate

    My bad dawg
     
  30. BayouHuguenot

    BayouHuguenot Puritanboard Amanuensis

    Playa play on!
    Don't hate the playa hate the game!

    But what I really hate is "Satan is a nerd." While I would agree with the conclusion, didn't Jude warn us about that? Interestingly enough, given his charismatic bent Wayne Grudem argues for the validity of rebuking the devil.
     
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