Arminian joke

Discussion in 'Calvinism & The Doctrines of Grace' started by rookie, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. rookie

    rookie Puritan Board Sophomore

    How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb?
    Answer, only 1, but the light bulb has to want to be changed....
     
  2. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    Knock knock!
     
  3. JohnGill

    JohnGill Puritan Board Senior

    Ugh. Next we'll have puns and it's all down hill from there.
     
  4. Jack K

    Jack K Puritan Board Professor

    I'll bite. Who's there?
     
  5. Skyler

    Skyler Puritan Board Graduate

    Actually I was going to wait until somebody said "Who's there?" and then run and hide.

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    *runs and hides*
     
  6. CIT

    CIT Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    I would rather puns vs. nuns.
     
  7. JohnGill

    JohnGill Puritan Board Senior

    Then to "quote" Shakespeare, get thee to a punnery.
     
  8. MarieP

    MarieP Puritan Board Senior

    Control freak.

    NOW YOU SAY CONTROL FREAK WHO!!!!
     
  9. Andres

    Andres Puritan Board Doctor

    what did 0 say to 8?




    Nice belt.
     
  10. JennyG

    JennyG Puritan Board Graduate

    What does "assess" mean?

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    I'd better add the answer because I'm just going out and it would be terrible to keep anyone in suspense all day.
    It means a female donkey.
     
  11. baron

    baron Puritan Board Graduate

    Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
     
  12. fishingpipe

    fishingpipe Puritan Board Freshman

    My kids favorite:

    A. Knock knock.

    B. Who's there.

    A. The cow that interrupts.

    B. The cow that inter- A. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
     
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