OPC'n
Puritan Board Doctor
Sarah,
Not to forget mentioning the weekly exhortation from all our pulpits when the call to worship is announced, ‘God is speaking’,. Every pastor is breaking the 9th commandment.
Well, Scott, maybe the pastors are not breaking the 9th Commandment after all. I mean who's to say there's even a 9th Commandment since the Bible is full of errors. Maybe some dude added the 9th Commandment when he translated the Bible.....wait there was no original text for him to translate from.....gosh, I keep forgetting that part. Ok, I'll start over. Maybe................ since no one had the original texts from which to translate the Bible everything is just made up. I mean how do you translate a book into another language when you've lost the source you want to translate? Goodness! I might as well make up my own translation. You can too, Scott, in your spare time. ugh!