Our beloved Brother Reformed Thomist graciously showed us the way to early cardiac arrest in his Bacon Cheese roll thread. Being on an eternal life wish, I had to make this thing. Here is a pictoral journey of my own creation of this ultimately sinful delicacy. Yes, the photos are my own, taken from my kitchen.

Step one- Weave some bacon-

Step two- Bake for about 15 minutes at 400 degrees-

Step three-

Take a generous helping of cheese...

And cover the bacon weave with it-

Roll up the pig blanket-

Slice it up...

And serve!

Yes, it is incredibly good to eat. I expect to have a figure akin to a beach ball before next Tuesday.