Your banana needs to be brought from death to animated life. He has no capacity within himself to do so. As far as your banana is concerned, he is alive, but we know he is really dead. Though he is free to dance, he has no liberty to do so for his desire is against dancing.

Your banana needs to have his heart of stone replaced with a heart that desires dancing.

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A depraved banana? Gracious!

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Sometimes the only thing one needs to do with a danceless banana is make banana pudding.

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Yes Chris but we cannot determine those bananas that will dance and those that will not. The free offer to all banana.gif files is "load in the browser and dance". We load the bananas without differentiation. If they do not dance then we shake the dust off of our feet and move on.

Are you accusing me of being a hyper-puddinist?

Chris,

I'm just suggesting that you be careful. A good programmer went in and loaded a bunch of dancing banana code. That night, his enemy hacked into his server and interdispersed some bad code amog the dancing code. When the bananas were loaded, some of the sysadmins noticed that there were inert bananas mixed in with the dancing ones so they asked the programmer if they should begin deleting them. The good programmer was afraid that some of the dancing banans might get deleted inadvertently. He suggested waiting until the board was upgraded to delete the inert ones.

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So what you're saying then is that there will be a day when there will be bananas saying, "Didn't I dance in Your name, didn't I add inocuous humor to otherwise glib posts in Your name?" They will then be told to depart for they never were known...

I thought this deserved its own thread. Clearly some of you are theologically confused because you keep complaining: "My banana is not dancing."

This thread explains why your banana is not dancing. By continuing to complain to me that your banana is not dancing evidences that you believe that all banana.gif possess a dancing will. You are a universalist with respect to the idea that all code is basically good.

I'm hungry.

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bwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

Armini-bananas can dance, but only if they choose to do so of their own free-will!

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I just thought about something.

Perhaps the bananas are not depraved at all but they are:

EXCLUSIVE PSALMODY BANANAS!! (EPB)

They consider dancing to be a violation of the RPB (Regulative Principle for Bananas)

EP bananas dance all the time!! Just not in corporate worship because God is not mocked.

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Lynnwood OPC
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Maybe they need a little contemporary worship music to dance to?

Mine just needs to rededicate itself - and really mean it this time. It's just not walking in victory...I mean dancing...

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I think we are going down a slippery slope!

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I hope we don't have a banana split over this!

I think we've hit the ceiling on banana jokes!