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View Poll Results: Who will win the 2009 World Series? | |
Angels
|     | 5 | 10.20% | |
Cardinals
|    | 8 | 16.33% | |
Dodgers
|    | 4 | 8.16% | |
Phillies
|    | 13 | 26.53% | |
Red Sox
|    | 2 | 4.08% | |
Rockies
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Tigers
| | 1 | 2.04% | |
Yankees
| | 16 | 32.65% |
10-30-2009, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Zenas  The Yankees are an anti-American enterprise. They hate, stand for, and represent all that is evil and communist. Before the opening of every season, all members of the team kick one kitten (not each, the same kitten repeatedly). They cork their bats. There's steroids in their "Big League Chew". They cheat at cards and use loaded dice. They hacked my computer. When you sleep, they let the air out of your tires. They double-dip at parties. They framed Roger Rabbit and Lee Harvey Oswald. When the topic of the American Revolution comes up, they are British loyalists. They are fans of Pelagius and engineered the execution of Servetus, only to blame it on Calvin. They crashed the weather balloon at Roswell, NM. But for the Yankees, Clinton wouldn't have been elected. Mussolini, Il Duce, rooted for the Yankees.
I could go on with their crimes, but suffice it to say I despise the Yankees. | 
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Originally Posted by Zenas The Yankees are an anti-American enterprise. They hate, stand for, and represent all that is evil and communist. Before the opening of every season, all members of the team kick one kitten (not each, the same kitten repeatedly). They cork their bats. There's steroids in their "Big League Chew". They cheat at cards and use loaded dice. They hacked my computer. When you sleep, they let the air out of your tires. They double-dip at parties. They framed Roger Rabbit and Lee Harvey Oswald. When the topic of the American Revolution comes up, they are British loyalists. They are fans of Pelagius and engineered the execution of Servetus, only to blame it on Calvin. They crashed the weather balloon at Roswell, NM. But for the Yankees, Clinton wouldn't have been elected. Mussolini, Il Duce, rooted for the Yankees.
I could go on with their crimes, but suffice it to say I despise the Yankees. | My wife teaches at a community college, and the day after the Series ended one of her students had on a t-shirt with a blasphemous image that read, "Even Jesus hates the Yankees."
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