 » Site Navigation | | | | » Online Users: 71 | | 1 members and 70 guests | | No Members online | | Most users ever online was 856, 07-06-2007 at 12:19 AM. | |  | 
05-22-2007, 08:22 AM
|  | Puritanboard Graduate | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: RADFORD VA.
Posts: 3,886
Thanks: 693
Thanked 743 Times in 376 Posts
| | | Your Best Teeth Now!
__________________ 1689 Baptist Confession
Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
James Farley, Wilderness Road Baptist Assembly.
Husband of Melissa and father of Ann. www.wildernessroadbaptist.org |
05-22-2007, 08:34 AM
| | Puritanboard Freshman | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Canberra, Australia
Posts: 406
Thanks: 18
Thanked 32 Times in 22 Posts
| | |
__________________
T W Hopper
Member, Presbyterian Reformed Church
Currently between churches since PRC closed here - attending Crossroads Christian Church.
Canberra, Australia.
|
05-22-2007, 08:41 AM
|  | Administrator | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Texarkana (Border of Texas and Arkansas)
Posts: 14,422
Thanks: 1,188
Thanked 1,255 Times in 667 Posts
| | | I'm offended at this irreverent display of humor concerning such a nice encouraging healthy wealthy and positive minist...er...man. |
05-22-2007, 08:42 AM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Gambrills, MD
Posts: 6,347
Thanks: 673
Thanked 718 Times in 417 Posts
| | |
__________________
Bill Brown
Elder
Grace Baptist Church
Anne Arundel County, Maryland
Deo volente |
05-22-2007, 08:46 AM
| | Puritanboard Graduate | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: RADFORD VA.
Posts: 3,886
Thanks: 693
Thanked 743 Times in 376 Posts
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by joshua  I'm offended at this irreverent display of humor concerning such a nice encouraging healthy wealthy and positive minist...er...man. | I thought this one might get to you.  |
05-22-2007, 08:59 AM
|  | Administrator | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Okinawa, Japan
Posts: 11,139
Thanks: 713
Thanked 1,913 Times in 906 Posts
| |
__________________
Rich
Okinawa, Japan SoliDeoGloria.com - A Community for Reformed Thought and Discussion WebsiteMaven - Web Hosting Reviews, Guides, and Advice to build and promote your web site.
|
05-22-2007, 10:04 AM
|  | Puritanboard Sophomore | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Charleston, WV
Posts: 534
Thanks: 50
Thanked 101 Times in 40 Posts
| | Your avatar is out of control, Josh. I crack up every time I see it. 
__________________
Joshua Wiseman
Riverview PCA
Charleston, WV
"Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me under the shadow of thy wings."
- Psalm 17:8
|
05-22-2007, 10:25 AM
|  | Puritanboard Graduate | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chapel Hill, NC
Posts: 3,845
Thanks: 597
Thanked 478 Times in 310 Posts
| | |
__________________
Davidius
Husband of Emilia
Member: First Reformed Presbyterian Church of Durham (RPCNA) - Durham, NC
Student: University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, German Literature and Classics
This may explain the old adage about Baptists being Methodists with shoes, and Presbyterians being Baptists who can read. To round out the adage, Lutherans might qualify as Presbyterians who drink to excess, and Episcopalians as Lutherans who know when to say when. - D.G. Hart
|
05-22-2007, 10:54 AM
| | Puritanboard Graduate | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: RADFORD VA.
Posts: 3,886
Thanks: 693
Thanked 743 Times in 376 Posts
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by CarolinaCalvinist |
That's good. |
05-22-2007, 12:51 PM
| | Puritanboard Freshman | | Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 501
Thanks: 62
Thanked 14 Times in 14 Posts
| | |
__________________
Diane
There is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. Romans 8.1
Trinity Reformed Presbyterian Church (RPCNA)
Beltsville, MD
|
05-22-2007, 12:58 PM
|  | Puritanboard Junior | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: At the computer, duh. ;)
Posts: 1,076
Thanks: 31
Thanked 19 Times in 19 Posts
| | 
I had some guy buy a book by Joel Osteen the other day while at work. I was like, "Wow, I didn't know we sold this guy" then proceeded to mumble about "that doggon heretic" and the guy was like, "What?"
"Oh sorry, just mumbling about Osteen."
"Oh? Are you a fan too?"
"No, actually. I'm on the very opposite side - I'm a reformer."
"A what?"
So I went off into my thing about how the church is for believers and how Jesus always talks about separating the wheat and tares and burning the tares (emphasis on burning the tares) and that what Osteen does is sacrifice God's Word to bring the goats in amongst the sheep, who are already poorly fed.
"... So you believe this is what Osteen does?"
"Yes." *whipping out pen and paper*
"But I thought Jesus died for everyone universally and that the free gift of salvation is for everyone."
I think that's what he said, but I wrote down John 6:44 and Romans chapter nine then wrote down that he should google "The doctrines of grace by Chris Blum" and "TULIP", then told him that was called soteriology and this is where his true spiritual journey began.
Hopefully he'll look into it. Think he will?
__________________
Susan Anita - Clan Scott!
Member of Grace Bible Church - Bakersfield, CA www.gbcob.org |
05-22-2007, 01:53 PM
| | Puritanboard Graduate | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: RADFORD VA.
Posts: 3,886
Thanks: 693
Thanked 743 Times in 376 Posts
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by ~~Susita~~
I had some guy buy a book by Joel Osteen the other day while at work. I was like, "Wow, I didn't know we sold this guy" then proceeded to mumble about "that doggon heretic" and the guy was like, "What?"
"Oh sorry, just mumbling about Osteen."
"Oh? Are you a fan too?"
"No, actually. I'm on the very opposite side - I'm a reformer."
"A what?"
So I went off into my thing about how the church is for believers and how Jesus always talks about separating the wheat and tares and burning the tares (emphasis on burning the tares) and that what Osteen does is sacrifice God's Word to bring the goats in amongst the sheep, who are already poorly fed.
"... So you believe this is what Osteen does?"
"Yes." *whipping out pen and paper*
"But I thought Jesus died for everyone universally and that the free gift of salvation is for everyone."
I think that's what he said, but I wrote down John 6:44 and Romans chapter nine then wrote down that he should google "The doctrines of grace by Chris Blum" and "TULIP", then told him that was called soteriology and this is where his true spiritual journey began.
Hopefully he'll look into it. Think he will? | Very good young lady!!!!!!!!!! |
05-22-2007, 01:55 PM
|  | Puritanboard Graduate | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington
Posts: 3,261
Thanks: 499
Thanked 204 Times in 136 Posts
| | Way to go Susan!! 
__________________
Traci
Lynnwood OPC
Psalm 52:8-9
8 But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God: I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever.
9 I will praise thee for ever, because thou hast done it: and I will wait on thy name; for it is good before thy saints.
|
05-22-2007, 07:32 PM
| | Puritanboard Junior | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: At the computer, duh. ;)
Posts: 1,076
Thanks: 31
Thanked 19 Times in 19 Posts
| | I'm lucky I didn't get fired. Yet, anyway.
I showed that video to my dad, he got a kick out of it. | |
| Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off | | |
|
