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You mean I'm supposed to get dressed up to go to Walmart?
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You mean I'm supposed to get dressed up to go to Walmart?
No sister. Bunny slippers, sweat pants and your hair up in curlers is just fine at Wal*Mart.
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You mean I'm supposed to get dressed up to go to Walmart?
No sister. Bunny slippers, sweat pants and your hair up in curlers is just fine at Wal*Mart.
I'm so glad to hear that, you've taken a huge load off my mind.
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