| Wife having trouble with PC programmes
Last Christmas I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programmes, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 then installed undesireable programmes such as Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed
Desperate
Dear Desperate
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. try entering the command C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2 which should automatically install Guilt 3.0
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty programme that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great programme, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Wine 7.7
Good Luck
Tech Support
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Stuart
Elder, Lambeg Baptist, Northern Ireland, UK
In Him the fulness of the Godhead dwells in bodily form and in Him you are complete (Col 2.9-10)
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Last edited by jambo; 09-10-2008 at 06:50 PM.
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