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What Don't Trick-or-Treaters Not Do When You Don't Show Up?

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God, as a righteous Judge, does it, which ought to silence us under all our sorrows; as many as they are, we have deserved them all, and more: nay, God, as a tender Father, does it for our necessary correction, that we may be humbled for sin, and weaned from the world by all our sorrows; and the good we get by them, with the comfort we have under them, will abundantly balance our sorrows, how greatly soever they are multiplied. - Matthew Henry
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:50 AM
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What a serious thread. Am I not noticing a lack of pattern here?
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:28 PM
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They would egg your house for using double negatives.
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What they don't not do is wait a long time. So what they do do is ring the bell, pause, and then move on.
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I'm having trouble with all the negatives.

Do the non-participants not participate in non-mischief night? (Oops, showing my family ties to the NE; now that's scary!)
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What do trick-or-treaters do when you don't show up?
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Not eat all of them un-left-over non-candy treats.
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watch sarah hiding behind closed curtains stuffing her face with all the candy bought for them. Which MEANS: they don't see sarah bc of closed curtains, sarah doesn't stuff her face with candy bc she has self control, and no candy was ever bought for them.
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I hayng dem! Den I keel dem! Den I keek dem in dee teeet!!
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Ees too layte; I yuss keel youuuuu!!!!
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I keeeeel uu a lawt. to def.
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Untill u die frum iiiiiiiit.
I quill hayng uu by dah yard ahp; den, I keek jew inna teet; den speet in jew eer, DEN, I keel u teel jew dehd!
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I am totally offended by your anti-semanticals.
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iEs porque eres gringo, y ya no hablas la lenguage de los cielos! Tambien, no tienes sentido del humor como nada.
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I am totally offended by your anti-semanticals.
iEs porque eres gringo, y ya no hablas la lenguage de los cielos! Tambien, no tienes sentido del humor como nada.
I thought that to argue against the cessation of tongues wasnt allowed here?
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