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Old 08-07-2007, 11:59 AM
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Virtual Pastor

Hey, if you don't like your pastor, you can get a VIRTUAL one!!
http://www.larknews.com/august_2007/index.php

Larknews cracks me up...
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PS... I wonder if they have Virtual Elders?!?!
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Is there more to the "article" than the first link? When I click on the "read more" button it just takes me to a blank page.
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There is an entire news story. I especially like this line:

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The pastor also stopped preaching expository sermons in favor of topical sermons like "How to Make Life Matter" and "Surfing through Paul’s Greatest Hits."
I might have to use that surfing one the next time I do an overview of Paul's epistles!

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Finally got the whole article to load....

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"People like surprises as long as it doesn’t impinge on their basic control of the pastor and his message,"
How true is this in the modern evangelical church?
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