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Old 10-13-2006, 12:44 AM
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Useful Logic Tricks

Major Premise : Some dogs have spots.
Minor Premise : My dog has spots.
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My dog is some dog!

Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post hole in sixty seconds.
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post hole in one second!

This may be called the syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and arithmetics, we may gain a double certainty and be twiced blessed.





(this was a joke, btw).
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:55 AM
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Lewis Carroll - Symbolic Logic

Premise: Babies are illogical;
Premise: Illogical persons are despised.
Premise: No one is despised who can manage a crocodile.

Conclusion: Babies cannot manage crocodiles.

In Symbolic Logic, Carroll wrote a set of puzzles consisting of nonsense statements that had to be put in order and then a conclusion drawn.

Examples can be found here; I think there is some rewording here.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Draught Horse
Major Premise : Some dogs have spots.
Minor Premise : My dog has spots.
-----------------
My dog is some dog!

Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post hole in sixty seconds.
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post hole in one second!

This may be called the syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and arithmetics, we may gain a double certainty and be twiced blessed.





(this was a joke, btw).
I knew the second blessing weren't logical!
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