This is too funny:
TBN and Paul and Jan crouch have called on Christians to help them with a contest called "Innovative Christian Television".

Here are the suggestions by those visiting Kim Riddlebarger's blog.

http://kimriddlebarger.squarespace.c....html#comments

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Tom Mitchell
Opp, AL
Member of First Presbyterian Church PCA Florala, AL

Open profaneness is the broad dirty way which leads to hell
--but trusting in religious duties is a sure way, though a cleaner way to hell. ~ Thomas Brooks
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That should have read, TBN Needs your help

I want to see a show where a team of Jan Crouch's wigs are secretly a team of superheroes who join together to fight crime when they are not on the air.
I want a catchy tune to go with these words:

When Danger's in the air,
Big Holy hair is there
Anytime, anywhere
If demons are there
Big Holy Hair don't care...
cause when you got the gift of hair
you share

na nana nana na
this is my word of knowledge to you
Yonda come a Honda, shoulda bought a Subaru!

(then add more cowbell)

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Richard H. King
Providence PCA
Lubbock, Texas
You know what my main problem is? I start things but rarely finish anyth...

You are a programming genius Richard. Perfect. They could really use you at CBS.

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Bob Vigneault (Bawb Vēēn-yo)
"We are God's children and He's the Father of all fathers and we need to obey him." Jean-Baptiste Vigneault (5)

The Heartbeat of Heaven (blog) MySpace (Music), MySpace (Personal)
Member of Christ Presbyterian Church, Janesville, WI OPC www.christ-opc.org

Click to get: Board Rules -- Signature Requirements -- Suggestions?

How does she get that purple hue in her hair?

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1689 Baptist Confession

Psa 55:16 As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me.
Psa 55:17 Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice.
James Farley, Wilderness Road Baptist Assembly.
Husband of Melissa and father of Ann.
www.wildernessroadbaptist.org

She thought they said you have to DYE to sin!

Reminds me of Mollie Sugden's character Mrs. Slocombe on Are You Being Served?.

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Tom Albrecht
Member, Covenant URCNA, New Holland, PA.

"I'm not a famous man. I'm just a simple country doctor with horse sense."

True. But Mrs Slocombe isn't nearly as pathetic and is funnier.

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Donald Jacobs
Marysville. WA
Cascade Church (CRCNA)

Cum vero infirmor tunc potens sum.