STOP the presses! My daughter just phoned to say that her boss's soon-to-be-x-husband had just called up to their office to say that God had just told him that "pot" was the cure for swine flu. I don't think he is in any danger of getting it.

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Gregg
East Texas
Member Heritage Baptist Church
"I eagerly expect and hope that I will in no way
be ashamed, but will have sufficient courage so
that now, as always, Christ will be exalted in my
life." Phil 1:20

Haha . . . Some guy came in to the ER the other day saying he had a cure for H1N1 and wanted to get the illness himself so that he could cure it. I gently told him to go away. I suspect he was using the pot cure as well.

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Andrew Thornquist My Photo Album
Calvinistic Baptist
Ukiah, California
To follow Christ was the best decision God made for me!

I'd rather try that than the vaccine...just kidding, I'm pregnant.

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Shalom,
jessi
PCA
Steelers fan exiled to Virginia


“Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God.”
Martin Luther

Anything. Anything! I think I'm dying from it.

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Curt Lovelace
Pastor, Covenant Baptist Church (CBA)
Acton, Maine
Director, Lifework Forum
Sermons at SermonAudio.com/CBCActon
Blogging at Coffee with Curt

Will pans work as well?

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Jonathan
Audio Engineer
Reformed Anabaptist
Ohio

Moroni's magical glasses of proper interpretation:

Do you really have swine flu???

No, but a kettle as black as the pot may just work....

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Bert Mulder
Elder of the First Protestant Reformed Church of Edmonton
Edmonton Alberta Canada

Doubtful, but I've been afflicted with flu-like symptoms which morphed into don't-stray-too-far-from-the bathroom symptoms since Saturday. Had a 102.8 temp Saturday night.

I think I'm on the mend.

I had swine flu... AND LIVED!

w00t! here is the whole story my wife blogged: Good Times Delgado Style: Austin/ Swine Flu/ Sonogram

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jason d.
deacon @ Sovereign Joy Community Church
reformed baptist (LBC.1689)
fort worth (haltom city), texas

You very well may have had it...I read here that GI symptoms have been present in swine flu cases. (That's been a very enlightening forum to read for h1n1 updates.) (and while I'm at it, this article gives guidance from the CDC on how to tell if your case of the flu needs medical attention.)

Glad you recovered, Jason. The pictures of you and your daughter wearing masks together is kind of cute.

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Laura
member of Geneva OPC, Woodstock, GA
"Christ has done great things for his people, and he has suffered great things for his people, and he has purchased great things for his people, and he has prepared great things for his people; yet many of his own dear people are so taken up with their own hearts, and with their own duties and graces, that Christ is little eyed by them or minded by them! This is the great reason why so many Christians, who will certainly go to heaven—do walk in darkness, and lie down in sorrow." - Thomas Brooks

Good to hear! (Nothing says love like blogging your spouse's illnesses.) While I have come into contact with several dozen H1N1 patients I've only had one die at our hospital so far. Way more people die from the regular flu anyway.

I drive a bus. That's like a petri dish on wheels. I think I may be immune to everything but taxes.

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Rich Koster
1689'er
Browns Mills NJ USA
Often Goofy Reformed Eccentric
Romans 7:14-25

but it caught my attention, as of this time Okinawa has the highest rate of Swine-flu in Japan, there are already US military families that have been inflicted with it. Several schools have shutdown for weeks to avoid further spreading. All we can do now is wash hands and gargle and pray. The worst part is I'm posting this on the humor page

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Regin
Okinawa, Baptist Deacon