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02-25-2008, 09:02 AM
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Well, Friends, it turns out I have a previously unkown cousin. He showed up at my home, and it’s quite scarey how much he looks like me (except for the totally redneck foo man chu-is that spelled right?). |
02-25-2008, 09:16 AM
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Your "cousin" could be mayor of Lubbock Texas.
Talkin' all sophisticated and uppitty and such.
His sangin' is purty too. Especially when he does that Arkansas state song.
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02-25-2008, 09:31 AM
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I was thinkin' Josh, while your cuzin was talkin, that it's too bad he's not a girl cuz then you could get married. Oh well, that's the pity.
By the way, while I was having a Bongo Burger at the Frosty Creme I saw your other cuzin order a patater snack. |
02-25-2008, 10:27 AM
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02-25-2008, 10:56 AM
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Josh, after watching those videos I just want cry out, "Get 'er done!"
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02-25-2008, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BaptistInCrisis  Josh, after watching those videos I just want cry out, "Get 'er done!" | My cousin, Sirmon, wanted me to relay to you that he is highly offended by the implication so subtly purported in your statement. He remarks,
"That there fella he's talkin' 'bout--the one who says that git-r-dun stuff--is a foul-mouthed, country-posin', city-slicker. mmm hmm."
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02-25-2008, 12:36 PM
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Those poor kids don't stand a chance.
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02-25-2008, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by joshua Quote:
Originally Posted by BaptistInCrisis Josh, after watching those videos I just want cry out, "Get 'er done!" | My cousin, Sirmon, wanted me to relay to you that he is highly offended by the implication so subtly purported in your statement. He remarks,
"That there fella he's talkin' 'bout--the one who says that git-r-dun stuff--is a foul-mouthed, country-posin', city-slicker. mmm hmm." |  *wipes a tear*
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02-26-2008, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by govols Those poor kids don't stand a chance. | What kids?  |
02-26-2008, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by joshua | Um, that was...ahhh, well......
I'm not quite sure what that was!  
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What is it that Jeff Foxworthy says? "If your family tree doesn't fork...."
Funny stuff, brother.
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02-27-2008, 12:18 AM
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Josh,
My second son is a 100% edjacated Arkansan (B.S., MBA, JD -- all in Arkansas) who is a civil litigator in the Ozarks. If you have any problems getting rid of that totally classless clown, Sirmon, who claims to be your cousin, just give my boy a call. His name is Josh too. And, he specializes in hopeless cases just like yours!
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02-27-2008, 12:34 AM
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Josh,
On second thought . . .
That shore is a dumb dawg of yourn with that gitar. I'm afeared he is skeered of his own shadow. What parts do ya'll come from ifin that's yourn cousin? Looks like there are pizen snakes in dem der parts.
Josh, I'm pritnear done with my medlin.' I shore am plumb worn out. I'ma fixin to go to bed. You younguns better git to bed now too, ya hear.
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02-27-2008, 01:14 AM
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Your cousin has a bit less of a Southern accent than you do. I like him, he's got a pretty mouth.
Did he say you had run offt to go camping?
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02-27-2008, 09:11 AM
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*squeals like a pig*
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