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Old 01-03-2007, 11:43 PM
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A Song in Honor of Free Will

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You're either going to laugh at this or get mad...or both. But be warned: if you have high blood pressure, stay far away
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Old 01-04-2007, 12:24 AM
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Whoa... I need a Gin & Tonic and a couple of qualudes!!! What on earth are these people singing!!!
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:51 AM
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That was extremely goofy.
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:44 AM
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Ahhh man! They clipped off the exciting ending where the dweeb on the left, (whom God gave the freedom to stink up the sanctuary with his lame singing), went into a rousing rendition of "I Did It MY WAY!". The crowd was on their feet with ecstasy. (Then the kid was eaten from the inside by worms. That was a bummer.)
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:48 AM
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I know two kids at that school right now. Makes me want to go down there and kidnap them and then flog thier parents into a stupor.
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:57 AM
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Where, oh, where is the regurgitation smiley????

Lord, forgive my fellow musicians in their pride and ignorance of Your Holy Scriptures...
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:20 AM
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The end of each verse was a contradiction to what was said before it.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:29 AM
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I was thinking the same thing Joe. It's a dramatic example of the effect of post modern thinking on 'christian' education.
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:14 PM
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I thought I was watching SNL as a teenager again.
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No, you've GOT to see this one

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Old 01-04-2007, 09:01 PM
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Old 01-05-2007, 01:48 AM
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So..... ummmm... yeah..... hum?

Horrible! Bad doctrine aside I couldn't even get into one verse of the song. After the girl introduced it (which was bad enough) and they started singing I had to turn it off. Even if I was into that kind of music they performed it sooooo badly that if I'd listened to it anymore than I did I would have puked I think.
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Wow was that really bad. I'm principally preferring how lame the singing and the music was. The lyrics and arrangement were horrible. I'm sure the person who wrote it claimed: "God placed that song on my heart."
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:09 AM
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I am guessing that guy is a Five Point Arminian .
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:38 AM
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I am guessing that guy is a Five Point Arminian .
They are "whiskey" baptists. They believe 1/5th of the five points. Eternal security, which is a perversion of the 5th point. Other than that they are 4 point.
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:42 AM
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They are "whiskey" baptists. They believe 1/5th of the five points. Eternal security, which is a perversion of the 5th point. Other than that they are 4 point.

I was making a joke refering to the video Paul posted.
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:17 AM
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I was making a joke refering to the video Paul posted.

Sorry brother. I'm a little slow this time of the morn'.
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:50 AM
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Wow! That's funny!
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:24 AM
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Sorry brother. I'm a little slow this time of the morn'.

Well,I have you beat.I am slow Mourning,Afternoon,and Evening.Just ask the wife
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Old 01-05-2007, 10:31 AM
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I actually couldn't listen completely through a single verse. Turned it off. Haven't tried Paul's link yet.
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Old 01-05-2007, 10:51 AM
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Hilarious !

Where do you find this stuff...

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Old 01-05-2007, 11:23 AM
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Paul, very funny.

Here's my contribution:

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