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Works in other public transportation places too.
And it also works in other places.
1. Calmly take out your laptop. Boot it up.
2. Make sure the person bothering you can see the screen.
3. Come to this page.
4. CALMLY bow your head for a moment, clasp your hands and mumble as if you are praying softly.
5. CALMLY close your eyes and lift your head upward, letting go a sigh of relief.
6. Click this link.
K. Joel Gilliard, Husband of Danielle since 7/11/09 (I married up!)
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That is hillarious...but, seriously, don't do that in real life.
Last edited by Bandguy; 04-27-2007 at 07:14 AM.
Joseph Botwinick, Band Director
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Sherwood, Arkansas
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Well, you're probably right about the fact that person won't bother you anymore.Originally Posted by BlackCalvinist
Of course you probably will find your new jail cell mate will bother you a lot more than that person did.
Last edited by Barnpreacher; 04-26-2007 at 11:32 PM.
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Sounds like a good idea but it is not somthing I am going to be the first person to try.....
"I have sinned against the LORD......The LORD has taken away your sin. You are not going to die."
-2 Samuel 12:13
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Texarkana, Border of Arkansas and Texas
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JC - PCA - PA...homesick for SC
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"Who says you can't go back, been all around the world and as a matter of fact. There's only one place left I want to go, who says you can't go home" Bon Jovi
Semper ubi sub ubi
That is naaaassssty! In a good way of course.
Bob Vigneault C.O.L, L.E., G.E, Dr.O.P., O.U.T.
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Megerator
The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
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I really want to try that sometime.
" The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is my stronghold of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" Psalm 27:1
Ian Watson
Member, Texarkana Reformed Baptist Chruch
Texarkana, Arkansas
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Poor guy will probably wet his pants or try to smash your laptop through a window.
I could easily see the plan being diverted to the nearest military airport for some intensive interrogation while the jokers laptop is checked for explosives. I think the method most common is to blow it up, and if the explosion is not bigger than expected, then there was no bomb. Then they'll give him back his laptop pieces and send him home (by bus).
R. Anthony Coletti
Midway Presbyterian Church (PCA)
Jonesborough, TN
[i]et venite et arguite me dicit Dominus[/i]
Puritanboard Graduate
Semper ubi sub ubi
Somebody try this. We want to see what happens. BTW, you might want to get used to seeing this view, just in case.
Bob Vigneault C.O.L, L.E., G.E, Dr.O.P., O.U.T.
The Heartbeat of Heaven (blog)
Spiritual Warfare (blog)
Morning Star Baptist Church, Rockford, IL http://www.wordcentered.org/
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Megerator
Bob, is that a wooden trapdoor in the floor? Hmmm, wonder what that's for? Ah yes, something to contemplate!
The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
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Semper ubi sub ubi
That's a picnic table Meg. That is, after all, only a prison museum. Prisons are much nicer now - DirectTV, Weight Room, Library, GED program, Games, Basketball, Karaoke and in-house celebrity Hip Hop artists.
Bob Vigneault C.O.L, L.E., G.E, Dr.O.P., O.U.T.
The Heartbeat of Heaven (blog)
Spiritual Warfare (blog)
Morning Star Baptist Church, Rockford, IL http://www.wordcentered.org/
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Donald Jacobs
Roanoke VA.
Covenant Reformed Episcopal Church.
Cum vero infirmor tunc potens sum.
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