Anyone know who the shortest man in the Bible was?

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Charles Plauger
Member/Grace Reformed Church
Oakland, MD

Don't tell me Bildad the Shuhite (Job 8.1)!

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Andrew Myers
Husband of Jessica, Father of Jackson, Katie and Samuel
Member, Presbyterian Reformed Church of Northern Virginia
Warrenton, VA USA
Editor, The Matthew Poole Project

"Let your Morning Thoughts, and your last Evening Thoughts, be what shall become of you to all Eternity." -- Matthew Poole

That was my answer too!

I hear there is another candidate in close second.

How about the straightest man in the Bible? Do you know who he was?

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~James Helbert~, Wytheville, VA
Providence Reformed Presbyterian Church, RPCUS
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"Is this not a brand plucked from the fire?” - Zechariah 3:2

hmm...

Joseph.




Pharaoh made him a "ruler".

Excellent!

The other short guy was Nehemiah.

Knee-high-miah!

No! No! No! Please, think more deeply.

It was the Centurian. He was small enough to sleep on his watch.

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This thread should have been called corny bible jokes.
And on that note....
What Kind of Car did the Apostles drive?

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Bryan Riddle
1689 London Baptist Confession
Bethel Baptist Church Owasso, Oklahoma

an Honda.. they were in one accord.

Alright this corny thread made search google for more of these Bible jokes. Here is one with some Calvinistic truth to it.

Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?


He just wasn't Abel.

I saw a church sign in Maine to which someone added one printed letter, "FREEWILLY BAPTIST CHURCH."

I think we're geting off topic.

And when was the first tennis match in the Bible?

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Jonathan Hunt

Preaching Elder
Cheltenham Evangelical Free Church (Confessionally Based)
Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
-- Thomas Elsworth

Or, Cricket for the Brits (or Baseball for the Americans)?

Jonathan, Joseph served in Pharoah's court.

Baseball was Genesis 1:1 In the Big Inning!

There was no Cricket in the bible they werent British they were American.

Did you know that David rode a Harley?

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~Gloria G.~
Bride of Warren G.
Member of Trinity Presbyterian Church, PCA, Southeast Georgia

"Turn my eyes from looking at worthless things; and give me life in your ways." Psalm 119:37

Never heard this one.

His triumph was heard throughout the land!

Wow, this thread is almost as corny as the one on puns...

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Kevin
Far East
Deacon, Int'l Church

The thing I've learned from some of my wife's corny songs she learned as a kid, I'll sometimes say:

Why were they called Pharisees?

Because they're not fair, you see...

Why were they called Saducees?

Because they were sad, you see...

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Northern VA
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Who was the only person in the Bible with no parents?




...

Joshua, son of Nun.

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Vaughan
BTh Student, Sydney Missionary Bible College
Ashfield Presbyterian Church
Sydney, Australia
The Ransomed

Which two New Testament people had multiple fathers?