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~ Steven Bradford ~
Member Covenant Presbyterian, Chattanooga, TN

You dear brother are going to be in a lot of trouble when the women of the board read your short story.

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Jeff Wyman
Seminarian
Little Farms Chapel OPC, Coopersville, MI
Puritan Reformed Theological Seminary, Grand Rapids, MI

"May grace and peace be multiplied to you in the knowledge of God and of Jesus our Lord. His divine power has granted to us all things that pertain to life and godliness, through the knowledge of him who called us to his own glory and excellence." 1 Peter 1:2-3 (ESV)

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I know

*** cowering in corner ***

I will neither confirm nor deny that I either laughed or did not laugh at the OP.

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~James Helbert~, Wytheville, VA
Providence Reformed Presbyterian Church, RPCUS
TheBibleAlone.com / The Edinburgh Inn
"Is this not a brand plucked from the fire?” - Zechariah 3:2

Lot a help you are...hang a brother out to dry...

Sorry, brother. But this is you...

I laughed.

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Andrew DeShazo, Deacon
Associate Reformed Presbyterian Church, Memphis, TN
"Send Zenas the lawyer and Apollos on their journey with haste, that they may lack nothing." -Titus 3:13
http://foolish-wisdom.blogspot.com/

hmmm. Are you sure it was a whole day?

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Sterling Harmon
Coventry, CT
PCA
Deacon
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"Whatever is laudable in our works proceeds from the grace of God."
-- John Calvin, Institutes III:xv.3.

"Our Lord God must be a good man, to be fond of worthless fellows. I cannot like them, and yet I, myself, am one."
-- Martin Luther, Table Talk

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Adam J. Myer
Pastor
Trinity Reformed Presbyterian Chapel
Pistol River, Oregon

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soli Deo gloria!
~N!ck Nap!er~
Ordained Pastor, Associate, Cornerstone Church, NC
Christians are like snow covered dung; it is the purity of the covering which the Father sees.
-Luther-
There is nothing more ugly than a Christian orthodoxy without understanding or without compassion. -Francis Schaeffer-

Sure doesn't seem like it was that long ago.

In fact, come to think of it, it was actually today. In my house. And the day before, also. And the one before that. Methinks your story needs revision

(Forgive me, I'm still just shy of one year married - I'm just wondering how long my wife will be able to keep her perfect streak going)

Though, every time I venture outside my house, I am confronted with pigs with gold rings in the nose, or an ever-present drip, and a slew of men who I can only imagine are wishing they could spend the next 30 years in their roof corners.

Hold fast, brother. The Lord makes exceptions.

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Jeremy Gage
First Baptist Church
Durham, NC

"No heart can conceive that treasury of mercies which lies in this one privilege, in having liberty and ability to approach unto God at all times, according to his mind and will." - John Owen