A friend of mine sent me this e-mail. I was --thought I'd share it here!

It pays to think outside the box!

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where
the "seniors' special" Was two eggs, bacon,
hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't
want the eggs."

"Then I will have to charge you two dollars
and forty-nine cents because you're ordering
a-la-carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking
the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.

"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"In that case I'll take the special." my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress
asked.

Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been
around the block more than once.

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Sterling Harmon
Coventry, CT
PCA
Deacon
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"Whatever is laudable in our works proceeds from the grace of God."
-- John Calvin, Institutes III:xv.3.

"Our Lord God must be a good man, to be fond of worthless fellows. I cannot like them, and yet I, myself, am one."
-- Martin Luther, Table Talk