God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to Create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did In the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me how.." Replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
Likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting, show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

( I love this! )
"Get your own dirt."

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Jonathan Qualls
member
christ community PCA
Clearwater, FL

does anyone like this?

'tis mildly funny

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Jason B. Spires (Husband of Brownie)
Soon to be member of Independent Presbyterian Church (Taking elder led class on church doctrine and policy)
We adhere to the WCF and are in the PCA

"Mercy abused turns to fury"- Thomas Watson

It's very funny - it's all in the delivery. Bet it works better live, not as much a text joke.

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R. Anthony Coletti
Midway Presbyterian Church (PCA)
Jonesborough, TN
[i]et venite et arguite me dicit Dominus[/i]

Well, I snorkled when I read it, probably because I read a lot and think better in images (which text is.)

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Gerry Winebrenner
member Christ Presbyterian Church (OPC)
Janesville WI

Psalm 95:6-7
Oh come, let us worship and bow down; let us kneel before the LORD, our Maker!
For he is our God, and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand.

I enjoy telling that one. Then there's the one about the atheist walking thru the woods, enjoying all that Evolution has "made", when he comes face-to-face with a grizzly bear. He prays, "Lord, save me from the bear!" The action freezes; bear poised to spring, and God says something like" Now you believe in Me" and the guy says "Alright, if You can't save me at least make the bear a Christian!" Everything is back in motion, the bear folds its paws, bows it's head and says, "Lord, for these things which we are about to receive from Your bounty..."

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The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
Meg
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Member, Intown Presbyterian Church,PCA, Portland, OR

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