Pssst! Did you hear? Rich Leino is only 3'-7" tall. Pass it on...

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Richard T. Zuelch, M.Div
Ruling Elder, OPC (not currently serving)
Westminster Presbyterian Church, CA (OPC)
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"When I cease to preach salvation by faith in Jesus, put me into a lunatic asylum, for you may be sure that my mind is gone." - Charles Spurgeon (1834-1892)

Yeah, and he wears funny glasses!

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The man who is disposed to think of his sin as a great calamity, rather than as a heinous crime, is not likely either to reverence God or to respect His law. - John Kennedy, 1873
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And although he's a Marine he roots for Army.

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Travis Speegle
Redeemer Presbyterian, PCA (Waco, Tx)
Pacific Cross Roads, PCA (Los Angeles, CA)


"When it comes to trustworthy theologians one can usually honor the rule of thumb that the deader the better."-Dr. John Hannah, DTS (of all places)

I smell a Lord Farquad!!!

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Nathan Olaf Brandal
First Baptist Church of Kirkland

"Man is nothing: he hath a free will to go to hell, but none to go to heaven, till God worketh in him to will and to do his good pleasure"
GEORGE WHITEFIELD TO JOHN WESLEY

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It's not the size of your body that counts...

Incidentally, you have paid for your insolence. Don't make me turn you into a Jack in the Box and send you into the corn field!

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Rich
Northern VA
PCA

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Ah! Not Arminius! Not him! It's a lie, I tell you! I've been framed! He doesn't really rock! We were just bowling buddies....really...ya gotta believe me.

Foiled by the Marine Corps...

Sorry my friend but I'm glad you feel attrition for your offense but more must be done. You are now in tagline purgatory until the temporal consequences of your sin is purged. You can be released earlier by performing acts of contrition. Writing the Westminster Confession of Faith on a chalkboard 10 times will knock a day off of your sentence. You may also dip into the Treasury of Reformed Stuff Bank where the uber-punctilious Reformed deposit their excess obedience to Reformed subscriptions.

Wow, now that's discipline that can't be ignored. You've been totally owned.

I thought he'd nail you with something like "Joel Osteen is my homeboy" or perhaps "Will work for salvation" but "Arminius so totally rocks" is an albatross of shame that you may never live down, Richard.

(Of course the Romish punishment and purgatorial references are more than a little suspicious...)

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Kevin
Far East
Deacon, Int'l Church

You guys are a SCREAM!

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Donald Jacobs
Marysville. WA
Cascade Church (CRCNA)

Cum vero infirmor tunc potens sum.

Man...saddled with Arminius. That's like being promised a date with Elizabeth Taylor (the Liz of 60 years ago, that is) but having Phyllis Diller (the Phil of today, that is) show up at your door!