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Old 05-18-2005, 11:14 AM
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Ratzinger Changes Communion to be more \"German\"

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Old 05-18-2005, 11:17 AM
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So long everybody, I'm going back to mama church.
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I had no idea the Mass could be so Reformed!
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Old 05-18-2005, 12:14 PM
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Yes, in many ways it looks like he is picking up where Luther left off.
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Wonderful!!! I've decided to convert to Catholicism now . . .


What are they using for Communion . . . beer nuts or pretzels??

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The size of that mug is an indication that they are moving on from 'indulgences' to 'over-indugences'.
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Moving to Entertainment and Humor.
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Is that Samuel Adams?
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Gives "Hoc est Corpus Meum" a whole new flavor.
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I'm holding out to they reform to Becks Dark...look's too light for me!
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So let's get this straight-- First, they believe in transubstantiation and they believe the barley and hops become the literal body and bl---

ughh nevermind... won't go there
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"I'm holding out to they reform to Becks Dark...look's too light for me!"

I think the lighter beer is an ecumenical gesture. Did not want to appear TOO German, with their love of dark beers.
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Did anyone see this news article?

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/u...?storyid=37058
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I posted a summary of it in the Puritan Pub, I'll repeat it here because I really thought my joke was funny. (Shameless self-promotion)

Here is what JR is drinking.

"A German beer gets a special blessing straight from the top man at the the Vatican.
Stuttgart Hofbrau has struggled to sell its Wheat bier.
That was until a recent label change approved by German Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, now known to the world as Pope Benedict the XVI.
The brewery wanted to make sure the Pope has plenty of brew, so they sent 185 gallons to the Vatican."

You can say what you will about the Pope but what if you were given the opportunity to sit around in your robe wearing a funny hat and drinking 185 gallons of beer? Like you wouldn't JUMP at the chance. I would be so there.


On a related topic here are three denominational facts:
1. The Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah;
2. The Protestants do not recognize the pope as the head of the church; and
3. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
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