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Old 08-23-2007, 12:45 PM
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That title got my attention! Those guys could market back then.
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That title got my attention! Those guys could market back then.
That title was longer than most sermons today!
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One of my favorites has always been:

Twisse, William. The Riches of God’s Love unto the Vessells of Mercy, Consistent with His Absolute Hatred or Reprobation of the Vessells of Wrath.
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One of my favorites has always been:

Twisse, William. The Riches of God’s Love unto the Vessells of Mercy, Consistent with His Absolute Hatred or Reprobation of the Vessells of Wrath.
I also like the titles that I listed in this old post.
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I was discussing this with my pastor recently. He and I are working on a 30 second radio spot and it's an amazing challenge. Reading the puritans makes one more precise but a lot more wordy. I wrote the first attempt and it took 1 min and 40 seconds to read. I kept cutting and cutting until I had removed all the really cool stuff. I was telling my pastor how the puritans wouldn't be able to read a book title in 30 seconds and we are trying to introduce our church in that time. Such irony.
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